I don’t care what you’ve heard this election year, this is the best denial ever —

The Denial Champion

Louisiana State Treasurer John N. Kennedy (R), considered the front-runner, issued a statement that began: “I want to be very clear that my campaign played absolutely no role in creating this story alleging Congressman Boustany’s sexual relationships with prostitutes that were later murdered, his staff’s alleged ­­­in­volvement in running the bar and hotel where this illicit behavior took place, or publishing the book.”

I also know nothing about him killing kittens, mooning busses of school children, or trying to marry sheep, although admittedly, it was an attractive sheep.  I also have no reason to believe that he only bathes once a month and wears a garter belt under his loose-fitting pants.

Yeah, there’s a backstory.

They are both Republicans so it’s enjoyable.