July 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Texas Lawmakers Too Busy Targeting Abortion Providers to Deal With Exploding Fertilizer Plants
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/07/west-texas-aftermath-regulation-laws
1My friends in Florida are protesting GMOs. I’m considering carrying my own personal non-Georgia Pacific toilet paper to events so I can protest Koch brothers even more, along with drying my hands on my clothes so I don’t have to use GP paper towels. The Duggars (19 and Counting) are coming to the Capitol on Monday. I think I’ll go live in a non-GMO cave with its own photovoltaics. You think we could get something about cave housing approved in the city council, if we could find an affordable cave?
2I don’t have anything against the Duggars and their large family! Even if they require public assistance! (can someone ask, for the record, or is that not cricket?) But why in the world do they think that THEIR choice must needs be EVERYONE’S choice?? I dinna get it!
3The Duggars had to go video with their own show in order to support all those kids. Have you ever seen a picture of them all? Yeah, they’re cute and mom always has the most recent baby in her arms and dad is usually standing next to her. Some folks will think their lifestyle to be refreshing. I know someone who lived very much the same with a smaller family and ran into trouble when the kids met The Rest of The World head on. They had no idea what anyone was talking about and consequently very innocently got into a peck of trouble. Talk about an Adjustment Learning Curve! Wow! Good luck to them but hey, their model can never fit me, at least without coming close to killing me.
4Ecologically,people should not be allowed to have 19 children! Too much water use, no matter how much they conserve. Too much waste to go in land fills. To much sewage to be cleaned. Maybe they can afford to have that many children, but the earth can’t!!
5Thanks.JJ. We really need a laugh this week.
6amen, Sandino.
7Best comment on the umpteen-children people: “The uterus is not a clown car.”
And yes, if anyone with umpteen kids needs public support, they had no business having umpteen kids. We got over 7 billion people and more every second. I didn’t add to that problem, and I don’t want to pay for somebody else’s additions to the problem.
During the creationism-in-school trial in PA, someone overheard two of the pro-creationist testifiers agreeing that it was tricky to transport your family when they wouldn’t all fit in a van. Boys, you shoulda thought of that and wrapped your wife’s “present” ahead of time.
LOVED that first cartoon. As someone’s sign said, “If I wanted the government in my uterus, I’d **** a senator.”
8Thanks, JJ, for the funnies — much needed! And thanks, Sandino for wise words; I couldn’t agree more.
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