Being Helpful
Y’all, if Jeff Session has trouble looking at himself in the mirror this morning, he can just tape this to the mirror and hardly even notice the difference.
By the way, remember his lovely bride? “We are sick of the Watergate. They didn’t steal anything.” Kellyanne Conway’s role model.
As of 10 AM, have encountered people who are wistfully missing J. Edgar!
1To paraphrase Nixon, if a Republican does it, that means it’s NOT illegal. Ditto, immoral OR unethical.
2Oh please, please, please let there be some sort of Martha Mitchell character in all this. Someone sloppy drunk and spilling the beans. It may be the only way we find out what the heck is really going on. Poor thing, but I’m kinda hoping Melania.
3Wow! Would you look at that hair do. I am surprised anyone from the TWMDBS would allow anyone with hair like that in their front door. Yeah, I understand you have no control over history, bad hair styles or the way someone’s beautician styled their hair. It should have been blamed on a bad hair day.
4Okay… let’s go easy on Martha. Look who she was married to. Hell, I’d be drunk, too! And btw, her big hair was THE fashion back then. Granted it’s only for drag queens now but, hey… she was in style!
5Mmm! The bigger the hay-er the closer to Gawd y’all! She probably had stock in Aqua-net!!
6Poor lady with the big hair was married to a real real crook.
7Poor Martha! She did her shopping at a chic little boutique in my neck of the woods and even ended up working there for a bit. That was after the “drama” of her hospitalization. Per a retired registered nurse in my family, hospitalizing an unloved wife was the way wealthy powerful men handled their homelife. And yes, at least she tried to spill the beans.
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