June 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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1) Obama is probably not the only one who would find the Faith & Freedom wienies hilarious.
2) It’s also a little gay, isn’t it?
1Yes, these bigots are all about Faith and Freedom, as one can tell from their urinals.
2Juvenile disrespect is as close to humor as the GOP gets. It’s been said that there is a correlation between intelligence and sense of humor, which explains the humorless GOP.
What’s up with the cross burning? Isn’t that sacrilegious or something?
3The shortest verse in the Bible: Jesus wept
I have to believe He is looking to take out stock in Kleenex because wiping the tears and running nose on His snow white robe just wouldn’t be right!!
Faith & Freedom … the name alone makes me gag to the point of tears!! How dare they?
4I might say something like “How would the right react to Cheney dolls as urinal cakes?”, but I wouldn’t because that isn’t something people with a sense of dignity would do.
Pity them for their afflictions…
5@Rick, not sure why you think pissing on a plastic Obama in the urinal is a little gay. But as a gay man, let me promise you that there is nothing gay about this.
It is just weird. Creepy. Wrong.
6Nothing like overt expressions of Christian love, is there?
7So that’s how they “Love thy neighbor”.
8(unless he’s black) That wasn’t covered in catechism class.
I think after seeing this, you may need some cheering up:
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/gay-lesbian/the-10-funniest-tweets-that-highjacked-the-march-for-marriage-hashtag?
You’re welcome.
9I posted this at the Right Side Blog in South Dakota and it disappeared pretty pronto. Guess their idea of christian love doesn’t include the truth.
10@Mark Johnson – no offense meant to gay men.
It was a flippant remark in which I tried to imply that sometimes when anti-gay politicians, or anti-gay Christians discover their true nature, it occasionally happens in a rest room.
But you’re right, it’s just weird, and not funny. I tried to write an explanation of what I really meant to say, but it didn’t even make any sense to me. All I can say is, I didn’t intentionally set out to offend.
I’m sorry, next time I’ll reread what I wrote before I hit ‘Submit.’
11@Rick
No offense taken, really. I know you from your comments here. So I know you are a friend. Just wanted to point out that gay guys and pee, well, not so much.
As for straight guys and piss … who knows? You straighties are freaky.
🙂
Mark
12Has any Republican male gone through puberty yet? Their sense of humor is very young. And to think these idiots are responsible for “governing” us.
13Dear Old Fart, Thank you for reminding me that they should be pitied because that picture is just pitiful, as well as disgusting. I thought that was the sort of thing that thirteen year olds did.
14Well, what would one expect much less demand from humanoids who stopped developing around 8 or 9 years old? And I bet they would be outraged if somebody dropped a bag of burning dog jakes on their front porch! I pray for the protection of this President every day.
15They’re all Klass
16These people just do NOT get that they do not understand the people that made our country great. Build a number of protected aquifers or an interstate highway system? They can’t even comprehend the maintenance. The great works of this country required a populace that was united to create BIG things. These Christian wannabes know how to break stuff…
17Well, it is “Faith and Freedom,” not “Faith and Freedom and Sanity and Good Manners.”
18Well good! For centuries theologians have been asking the question “Who would Jesus piss all over?” without arriving at a satisfactory answer. Now, thanks to the Faith and Freedom Conference, we finally have the answer.
19Freedom to act like junior high schoolers and Faith that mama/wife/girlfriend/daughter will never find out just how naughty conventions can be.
Tacky, just amateur, half-wit, tacky.
20They have about as much ‘moral authority’ as catholic bishops at a sex abuse conference
21A couple of years ago a neighbor came over to talk, as we often do. He asked to use my privy & he did so. Days later he asked if I noticed anything different in my bathroom ( he had placed a roll of toilet paper -each sheet had a picture of Pres. Obama on it- in the paper holder). He had this big grin on his face & asked what I had done with it. I replied that I’d burnt it in my fireplace & implied that I didn’t want to pass on his sense of “humor ” to others. When I see him I take great pleasure in the fact that Barack is still our president.
22Let’s not forget these delicious urinal cakes!
https://www.google.com/search?q=bush+urinal+cakes&rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS545US547&espv=2&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=-oelU8rQGcLsoATN54HICA&ved=0CBwQsAQ&biw=106
23Honey, don’t forget to get some “Sarah” paper!
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/01/02/sarah-palin-toilet-paper/#!1GuTn
24Darn those pesky liberals for lowering the standard of our public discourse by merely existing. After all, if liberals didn’t exist, conservatives wouldn’t have to build a cottage industry of disgusting anti-liberal bathroom accessories!
As Oliver Hardy would say: “Now look what you liberals made us conservatives do.”
25Carlo, isn’t it amazing when cretins think you believe the same way they do? It always makes me wonder what I’m doing wrong.
26I’ve got a friend who says that whoever you dislike (or just plain dis?!) in this life is going to be waiting for you – either, Jesus will LOOK like them (your brother? Remember anyone? Those faithless freedumb morons didn’t memorize that verse!) or they will be sitting with Him, on his right and on his left. I’m thinking that it will be REALLY uncomfortable for these goofs if Jesus is, er, dark skinned? And looks like President Obama? Or Trayvon Martin? Or that poor kid from Chicago that was beaten to death in Mississipi? Yeah, I would like to see the person that thought up this cute little statement in that situation at their Judgement…it would give me great personal satisfaction to see them explaining this stunt! Of course, I will have some ‘splainin to do myself, won’t I?
27Because nothing says maturity like potty humor, and nothing says Christian love like peeing on an image of the President. Freedom is pretty much wasted on these people.
28The only one who really benefits here is the person who cleans the bathroom. This is probably the only way to get they to hit the target. I here that flies painted in the urinals worked wonders in the Amsterdam airport, but these guys would probably have a problem with taking aim at relatives.
29Off topic a bit: kudos to Rick and Mark for your civil, gracious and witty byplay. You demonstrated right there the difference between us grownups over here on the Left and the hypocritical juveniles on the Rong. And especially the greatness of heart of Juanita Jean’s clients here at WMDBS.
Thank you both.
30daChipster … “Rong” … does that stand for the “Right of No Good?”
31Marcia, not intentionally, but I will forever after claim I meant that all along! 😉 lol
32These are the same people who’ve used shooting targets with the faces of liberal women (Clinton, female Dem Congresswomen) which I find equally disgusting, along with hanging effigies of the President. Yes, the potty “humor” is about 9 year old level, if that. (And not MY 9 yo, either. )
I suggest anyone who sees that damn squirrel suited person who’s shown up at Clinton’s book-signings throw peanuts at it and remind everyone that it was at the Republican National Convention that one of theirs threw peanuts at a human and called her an animal.
33Okay, I admit, I do own a “bad girl moment” Bush dog toy–the window display made me have to have it…
34But it’s never had the opportunity to be chewed on and never will–it’s even been mistaken as a “bust” of him–the person thinking that I liked Bush, and only the squeaky truth persuaded her that it really was a dog toy…
He sits on the same shelf as my red furry plaster Jesus (a “savings” bank) that we took and hid from our religious kosher sister-in-law (out of respect) and she of course went directly to Jesus like a guided missile, choking as she asked,” Is that…Jessuss?” The strangled sound so full of horror…it took some wild explaining to get that handled…
We are very “outrageously funny” types of people at my house, making fun of all ( mostly ourselves!!)
This is not funny–it shames all of us, attempting to put down the office and the man. What a failure. The office stands, as does the man–the three fingers pointing back to the sender,
As they point and throw a curse, really will come home to these ugly beings.