Because They Are Sick People
I have long believed that it takes some sort of genetic screw-up to make someone a Republican. I also think that more than likely, most of it is caused by a preoccupation with s-e-x.
Marlett’s Mugshot
There’s lots of example of that, you know.
We have a new one. Oklahoma Republican State Senator (those are some cringe-worthy words, right?) Bryce Marlatt is a dandy.
In December of 2015, Bryce was found passed out in his car. The discovering police officer asked Bryce how many beers he imbibed, Bryce woke up to answer.
Marlatt was asleep in the vehicle and smelled heavily of alcohol, according to the arrest report. Police say the first comprehensible thing the man said when asked how much he had to drink tonight was, “No more than anybody else.”
When asked how many beers he had, Marlatt said, “None. I had what you would call a bourbon and Coke,” police say.
Oh hell, the boy’s a real rocket surgeon.
And he learned diddle squat since then.
State Sen. Bryce Marlatt (R-OK) on Wednesday was named as a suspect in a case involving lewd acts against a female Uber driver, News Channel 4 reports.
The driver approached an officer on Monday, explaining that she “was transporting a customer when he made advances on her during transit,” according to the police report. The suspect allegedly began “grabbing her forcefully and kissing [her] on the neck while she was driving.”
Appropriately enough, Marlett is Vice-Chair of the Senate Transportation Committee.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
There just has to be some sort of rule or regulation covering a lege member’s behavior, no matter if the legislature is in session. If he can’t be trusted when it isn’t doing business, he can’t be trusted, period. Of course, if there are only good old boys on this particular committee . . .
1If all my head shaking keeps up I will develop some kind of brain problem. Just a thought maybe that is what has happened to some R’s…just a thought. A thought while I am capable before my darn head explodes!
2It seems he’s under the impression that what happens in a Volvo, stays in a Volvo.
3Yeah. “Vice chair.” You can stop right there, says it all. Good grief.
4What is wrong with you people?!?!
Clearly he, as a member of the Senate Transportation Committee, was on a fact-finding tour. How else is he supposed to do his job?
5“Tic Tacs, Bryce”. Anonymous
6Hey guys, he didn’t attempt to grab her lady parts. Cause, you know, she was driving. How do these brainless nutters get elected? Are you sure Oklahoma is still part of the United States?
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