Like a beach ball, the gays are being bounced from state to state.

Brian Kelsey

They say that Jan Brewer will veto it, but whack-a-mole!, here it is in Tennessee.  The “Turn the Gays Away” bill lost one sponsor but within hours, found another.  And the original sponsor, Tennessee State Sen. Brian Kelsey, says he’ll still support it.

The bill notes that businesses can refuse services and goods only if it furthers a civil union, domestic partnership, or same-sex marriage. The person or business would just have to say it was against their religion. For example, if a same-sex couple wanted a cake for their wedding reception, a bakery could refuse to cater to them.

Well, crap, you can’t get married without a homophobic cake.  How are gays supposed to get married if a bakery owned by a homophobe won’t bake them a cake?  And what if they can’t find a straight singer?  You can’t have a gay singer at a gay wedding.  And the flowers!  Oh Lord, the flowers.  There are absolutely no gay flower arrangers.

And, hey, I dunno if this has anything to do with anything, but it appears that Mr. Kelsey is not married.

At the very least, it means that gays should refuse to bake his cake.

Thanks to Steve for the heads up.