December 16, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
If you do your last minute shopping at the NRA gift shop, you’re going to make the already affluenzed folks overgifted. Which reminds me, Play Station 4 price has gone up in the last couple of weeks. Why should one kid get a $700 gift under the tree? Give me one good reason.
1This must be the “Christmas Cheer” Sarah Palin keeps talking about, but it’s shameless commercialism and mindlessly innapropriate to equate ammo with Christmas gift. I would have expected nothing less from the NRA.
2Isn’t this just about what you would expect from folks who institutionally never said a word of condolence when 20 little children and six teachers were gunned down a few weeks before Christmas last year? These people do not get a reflection from any mirror they look into.
3Marge Wood and maryelle, can see another of Juanita Jean’s Fun with Guns columns, when the Amazon Delivery Drone teams up with the NRA Store. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a fireworks display through the front door.
http://www.russwicks.com/images/wile_e_coyote.jpg
4It isn’t just the guys. Here are some ladies just aching for you to “show the love.”
http://www.libertybelles.org/articles/gunsxmas.htm
5Addendum to my previous comment. i particularly like the line from the Liberty Belles, “… you can give a gift that will be really appreciated and will last a lifetime.”
Or until death do you part.
6What? No reindeer on their Christmas ad? Afraid it would short circuit the brain synapses in some of their customers?
7SURELY Amazon is not going to use drones to deliver stuff. NOTHING is THAT important. i think I’ll go make spaghetti and try to think about something else besides the NRA.
8Instead of a gun,why not smite the enemy with the jawbone of Ted Nugent’s arse? Seriously,that has to be his arse talking because his mouth SHOULD know better.
9Hey now, the marshmallow gun looks like fun. I want one. I want to find random crusty marshmallows hiding under the couch with the dog hair.
To be fair (we do want to be fair along with funny, right?), they don’t sell ammo. But, they do sell a bra holster.
“Our new Flashbang Women’s Holster has revolutionized the way women conceal their firearms. Designed to be attached to the middle of the bra and tucked under its underwire, this holster is the definition of discreet. Its molded Kydex© clamshell holster keeps a tight grip on your firearm until you’re ready to draw.http://www.nrastore.com/nrastore/ProductDetail.aspx?c=30&p=SA+24010-14&ct=e
Now that’s funny! NRA, bringing a whole new meaning to first base.
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