Donald Trump:  The Perfect Texan.  Big hair, big mouth, funny accent, and an ego bulging enough to fill El Paso.

And apparently he’s on his way here to put a straw in the big ole mug of steaming Texas political crazy juice.

Donald Trump is preparing for a possible third party presidential run and his backers filed paperwork Friday to allow him to run in Texas, according to a conservative news site.

Trump said that he’s “aware and flattered” by his “supporters” filing this paperwork in Texas. Y’all, the odds of Donald Trump having any supporters in Texas is about the same as the Astros winning the pennant. On the other hand, the odds of some Democrats thinking this is funny are pretty damn good.

Trump says that he’s still considering a third-party run “if the Republicans nominate a candidate who cannot defeat Obama.”

Go on ahead and mark me in the column of Democrats who think this is funny.  I didn’t file the paperwork, but I’ll sure sign the petition and notarize it for free.

I think this is shaping into my favorite political season ever.