April 23, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Trump the Chump. Knows nothing but says it all.
1Donald Trump, the aging 4th grade bully and trash talker.
Dear Donnie, you aren’t elegant OR the President. Get over, it, take some Pilates classes, and close your ugly mouth.
2@ Elizabeth- all of that and you’d think someone as rich as the donald says he is could afford a higher quality hairpiece.
3Has anyone else seen “You’ve Been Trumped,” the story of his destructive Scottish golf course? Fortunately, there’s far more footage of the locals involved. Trump’s taste in everything is garish, gaudy, and tiresome.
4As opposed to the elegant Trump-eter, who has been hopping and bobbing in and out of a plethora of bankruptcy and divorce courts in
5such dis-grace.
And…. that’s all he has.
6Trump has been sad for a while
7Donnie, is this all you have to do? For Pete’s sake, get a job! A real job!
8The ultimate tale of a man’s worth is how many prople miss him when he’s gone. Seriously, how many people outside of his immediate family will miss him?
9Lord, how many people IN his immediate family will miss him?? Just askin!!
10Poor Donald thinks elegant for blacks means walking with your head down and a proper shuffle-gait while elegant for whites means putting your nose in the air and walking like you’ve got a big old stick up your butt.
11You shouldn’t make fun of The Donald’s pet caterpillar (http://news.discovery.com/animals/insects/rare-caterpillar-resembles-donald-trumps-hair-130502.htm).
Wait – that’s really his hair? How “elegant.”
12Trump Caterpillar
13He doesn’t have enough money to get a ride on Air Force One and he’s too darned old to hop and bop down the stairs.
Jealous.
14*** Mama Warning*** Don’t open this link, it’s Jon Stewart relating Trump’s ‘birth’ name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Pg8Yi0RK0
15You just know “hopping and bobbing” is barely concealed code for “shucking and jiving.” You also know that if Trump tried to exit a plane with the same amount of energy and athleticism as Obama that he’d break a hip tumbling down the stairs en route to a gigantic faceplant on the tarmac.
Hey, Donnie, you know what’s Presidential?
Being President.
16Right on the mark daChipster!
17The Donald would be correct if the office were Queen of England where the proper way to descend a staircase is to wait for the 4th bar of “God Save the Queen” and then proceed slowly down the staircase in rhythm to the music (and God save any bandleader who thinks this would be good opportunity to display his new uptempo syncopated arrangement because that would lead to a royal decree in the manner of the Queen of Hearts). While descending the staircase it is permissible to use one hand on the railing while the other is to be turned with the back of the hand outward, away from Her Royal Majesty’s majestic presence and make vague gestures of greeting toward the crowd. If the crowd is comprised of young men wearing gangsta duds, the gestures may be omitted lest they be misinterpreted as a sign of disrespect.
18Admit it Jaunita, you’ve been saving that troll picture just for a Donnie Trump article. Haven’t you?
19The troll doll, the troll doll… I just spit Coke all over the desk.
20You know what he really wanted to say…shucking and jiving but his bff already made a splash with that one.
21So what does Trump think is an elegant example of getting off a plane in Presidential style? Some Republican like stumbling, bumbling, tumbling down Air Force One steps like Jerry Ford??
I am sure that some of the usual customers at JJ’s Salon remember THAT display of Presidential grace…..
22If Trump really has all the money he claims to have, how come he still eats sour grapes?
23OK, if no one else will state the obvious, I will. The troll has better hair than Trump. Better style. Better color.
Looks a lot happier too.
24Rick, to complete the list, the troll doll is smarter, too.
25Who was it who called him a short-fingered vulgarian? Bullseye.
26@DaChip … oh, if only what you stated could happen to The Donald … a face plant on the tarmac might actually be an improvement!!
27He just has to keep jumping in, can’t lose out by NOT sticking his nose in everything … he is simply jealous of the fact he will never be President!! Maybe President of the Outhouse Squad … that’s about it!!
Nothing is more Presidential than being the President on Air Force One. Something that Donald Trump will never experience.
28@Elizabeth2. That was from SPY magazine back in the day (well, the late 80’s anyway). I still have the back issues-they’re hilarious to comb through on a rainy day.
Hard for me to hear anything from Trump without thinking to myself “Oh yeah, Donald Trump, the Short-Fingered Vulgarian.”
29Olden Gray at #9 reminds me of this, which I’d say to Trump: “If you want to see how much folks will miss you, put your finger in the creek and then pull it out and look at the hole.”
30Mr. Trump is a fine example of what it is like to be rotting from the inside out.
A word of advise for Mr. T, if you are goin to go through life with a stick up your backside, please change it out now and then, less it make you cranky.
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