Because I Just Can’t Help Myself and Brian Ain’t Helping Any At All

November 21, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The first Thanksgiving according to the creationist family next door.

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Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

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  1. Makes me think of “Guess who is coming to dinner” and then, “Guess who is gonna be dinner!”

    Happy Thanksgiving JJ & Bubba and all the good people who peruse this blog! ;o)

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  2. daChipster says:

    Now the science-y version of that is the dinosaurs eventually evolved into the birds so, really, the picture ain’t lying… just early for dinner.

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  3. I love it.
    I wonder if they had to cook the turkey for the big guy!!!

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  4. barbara in bastrop says:

    That science-y version must explain why I could not find a turkey that was under 20lbs at HEB yesterday. Little did I know that they were all evolved dinos.

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  5. Beth Francis says:

    It pains me to say that I live just a few miles from the Creation Museum in northern Kentucky. I haven’t been there, but I know people who have, and there are apparently displays of dinosaurs and children playing together. They’d LOVE to have a copy of this in their lobby.

    Better yet, over in the next county, they’ve got plans to build a theme park called Noah’s Ark. And the state is helping them do it with tax incentives. What else would you expect from the state that gave you Mitch “Turtle Boy” McConnell and Rand Paul in the Senate?

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  6. Jesus wept.

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  7. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Nice to see they included a black dude in the group. And gave him a gun. You don’t see that much with these guano loco evangelical puritans.

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  8. You mean the Pilgrims are responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs here in North America? Gaaaawlly!

    On the other hand, I keep seeing that little T rex or allosaur or whatever it is leaning forward just enough to….

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  9. Beth,
    It is sad. Right here in Music City, USA the Metro council decided that HCA and Bill Frist are just not rich enough so Nashville plans to give them a $66 Million tax credit for building a building they already plan to build~yep, that is progress – REPIG style.

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  10. Lurker here and Happy “Creationist” T-Day…just letting you know I am counting on you for all things Cruz related…oh ick!

    And really appreciate your postings, so glad I found you!

    also too…I’m stealing that pix ! lol it’s too good to pass up.

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  11. Aggieland liz says:

    Tell those little raptors at the museum not to play with their food! And daChip can’t you help me out with some science-y or religious-y thing-y in which all the raptors got raptured and that’s how come we thought they got extinct-ed instead?? They went to heaven and we got left here as little nascent mammalian critters with hair and milk!

    @barb in DC yes, he cried LAUGHING! What a pack of morons! They never outgrew nascent BRAINS! Pathetic!

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  12. Marge Wood says:

    Are you SERIOUS? Sheesh. I believe God created the heavens and earth too but that isn’t science. That’s a great way to explain to illiterate folks how things happened.

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  13. Oh my, just OH MY. Can these people really get any dumber? Really, can they?

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  14. Careful Rubymay! One just might turn up next door! Look what JJ & Bubba got!

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  15. Careful Rubymay! One just might turn up next door!
    Look what JJ & Bubba got!

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