July 22, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Billy Bob is gonna get himself an AR15 from Ron Paul.
Get a load of this stuff. Click the little one to get the big one.
Now, the way I figure it, most anybody on Ron Paul’s email list ain’t sane enough to own this weapon. And, that is why Ron Paul is giving it away. Guns + Crazy People = Freedom.
Thanks to Ms. J for the heads up.
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Spelled it wrong – it’s “freedumb”.
1Oh, my stars and garters.
2Facepalm! Can’t take it today!
3If TPGOPARYANs really wanted to attract new voters, they’d give away something positive everyone could use. Like a job. Or a car. Or a year’s worth of groceries or child care. Maybe a semester’s tuition.
Interesting that they choose something that hurts, rather then helps, folks.
4I think I may enter this contest. If I win I promise to take a picture of myself holding the gun, standing in front of a Che Guevara poster, and maybe something with the hammer and sickle or an atheism symbol (or AOT,K), a Planned Parenthood poster, and I’ll wear a rainbow shirt. My, my, the possibilities are endless. And then I will post it all over the Internet with a big “Thank you, Ron Paul!” plastered under it. Wish me luck 😉
5Every progressive in the country should register to win that gun and take it away from the nimrods. Unless, of course, you end up getting lots of emails from the crazies. But that’s what Spam filters are for.
6Guns + Crazy People + Hatred + Stupidity = FREEDOM
7Yea!! What Gristle and W.C. said.
8I agree…let’s all flood them with sign ups and perhaps one of us can another gun out of circulation. Dandy way to strike a blow for freedom.
9Thanks, JJ!
10@Lorraine #4 – Funny you said the wingnuts should give away something useful, like a job. I read recently that the Moonie paper Washington Times was giving away a paid internship in some kind of contest! So, there are wingers who are doing something along those lines, but Ron Paul isn’t one of them.
11Persons on the terrorist watch list are able to buy guns in the good ole US of A,thanks to the NRA and wingnuts. Heck,why not just hand them out? No messy background checks or mental evaluations although you can about imagine how genuinely goofy these fuzz balls that vote for T-Baggers are. Someday mental evaluations and retro-active abortions will be required for T-Baggers.
12Ya notice there is no age limitation for entry such as you must be at least 21 and have a clean record. Like they would care.
13Maybe I should enter.
We have the dumbest deer, (help me out here, do we call them flocks or herds?) that just WILL eat my golden lantana, despite the fact that the local gardening store said they would be averse to lantana.
And I have this little brown bunny that come around regularly, which for some reason keeps eating my squash blossoms. This is particularly annoying, seeing’s how I have two dogs that bark at every lizard, squirrel, or turtle in the yard, but which cannot see Bunny. I think maybe Bunny has some sort of federal protection. Thedogs just don’t see him, even though he is wreaking havoc in my garden.
So I need a good weapon… seriously, I do. I need to kill the deer and the bunnies. They are disturbing my enjoyment of My-Very-Own-Land. God only knows what they are costing me, in terms of plantings and squash harvest.
If I win this gun, I will use it wisely to defend my land and my own well-being, and even if I lose some sleep guarding my perimeters, I’ll feel vindicated. So I believe that I should win this gun.
There you have it.
14Grin. Yeah Katie!
15Katie, I hope you win the AR-15 assault rifle and blow the deer and little bunny to bits! That’s the way! There will be NO TRACE LEFT WHATSOEVER of those creatures by the time you unload all of that flying lead into them! Go for it! [*Well, that’s what would happen if you use an assault rifle for hunting, eh?*]
16KatieJ-if you are serious about deer removal,contact the local game warden and see about a permit to remove four legged miscreants that damage property. They can prolly recommend an ethical hunter to attend to your needs and if many states you can donate the deceased to a local locker for distribution to the needy. Here is what iowa does- http://www.radioiowa.com/2013/04/13/iowa-dnr-food-banks-celebrating-success-of-hush-program/
17@e_platypus #17 – I certainly hope Katie was just being snarky! I know I was being snarky when I replied to her. Just for the record!
18@Ms. J.
The Moonies Internship? Huh. Maybe it’s for a wedding planner?
19Ms J-I ‘spect you are prolly right about the snark. I got the same problems with the same varmints as ahe has.
20@Lorraine – Well, a paid internship with the Moonie paper might not be what you or I would want, but at least they are *paying*. Most internships these days are unpaid and there’s no guarantee that you will get a paying job out of it after you’ve worked for free for three months or more. So, that’s a useful prize for some conservative who’s interested.
@e platypus – I just hope you never use an assault rifle on your varmints! That’s all! 🙂
21@Gristle McThornbody
22A bit of photoshop work could turn that Cuban flag on the iconic poster of Ernesto G into a Texas flag. Once done yore imagination, properly lubricated, should be set free. O course some repulican heads might explode.