Because Everything Else In American Is Just Going Great!
Sometimes Fox News runs out of things to talk about because, like Trump, they have limited word and thinking skill, too.
So, now they’ve decided the latest liberal conspiracy is Wonder Woman. Why, you ask? Because she’s not wearing a flag, I reply. Oh but she is, you insist. Nope, there’s not enough white in her costume, I tell you. You sit in stunned silence because you simply don’t believe me that Fox News could possibly be concerned because there’s not enough white to make it really red, white, and blue.
Yeah, well, listen up.
Thanks to Rick for the heads up.
Continuing in the brilliant tradition of the snacilbupeR comes Neil “I can’t count with my socks on” Cavuto. Jerry Falwell lost to cartoon Tinky Winky. Bush1 sent Dan Quayle out to be thrown to the mat by a TV character. So really Neil, how did you think you would fare telling a movie character that her arms aren’t sufficiently white?
Just not enough for those gals & guys at Fox to “know” that at least Santa Clause is white.
1Seems to me that “not enough white” is an underlying presumption for anything and everything on Faux News.
And, no, Virginia, even Santa Claus isn’t always white…too bad, so sad.
2Hmmmm
Fox News says “not enough white”? That’ll be on the Facebook today. With a picture I’ve been saving so it could be accurately captioned. Winner winner chicken dinner!
3I’ve got news for Fox News.
4They’re not white enough for me. Only an 8 1/2″ x 11″ sheet of bleached ultra white office paper filling the entire field of the camera lens, with calming white noise on audio would be white enough for me.
I thought Wonder Woman was the child of a Greek Amazon, no?
Does the word “Diana” mean anything?
Do these people have any education whatever?
5Without overwhelming shallowness, there would be no Fox News.
6In a world full of topics, this is the best they can do?
7Small, small minds!
And I hear their ratings are falling like a rock. With this level of compelling reportage I can’t imagine why.
8Her outfit isn’t red, white, and blue. Maybe that’s because she’s not American.
The depths of stupidity have yet to be plumbed.
Freedom of Screech: The inalienable right to be shrill and opinionated on a given subject despite total and abysmal ignorance of it.
9Was there no mention of the Incredible Hulk?
10This article has three photos of Fox News host Greta Van Susteren, and she is not wearing red, white, and blue in any of them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/business/media/25greta.html
Why does she hate America?
11There’s gotta be something wrong with her because she’s a Woman. All those NaziKKKs, Christofascists, misogynists and such can’t stand the fact that a woman super hero movie is killing it at the box office so they have to find something to complain about without saying . . . . . . “but, but, but she’s a woman?”
Suck it up boys. She is a woman. She is super. She is a hero. None of that is surprising to non Neanderthalic types.
12The comrades at FuxNooz are just upset that all this patriotic image stuff isn’t in their now de rigueur tricolor “White, Blue, Red” (‘hold the hammer ‘n sickle’) flag colors. Gotta have a white stripe on the top third.
Putie barks, Fox cowers and whines.
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13https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bandera_Federaci%C3%B3n_Rusia,_2016.gif
there was a time when I could cut Cavuto some slack (his health) but holy cow! He is simply not the sharpest pencil int he box.
14Fox news may be the single greatest factor in the division of American citizens. They bear major responsibility for pitting us against each other: the haters vs. the hate-nots, the misinformed vs. the informed and the KKKristians vs. those who truly believe in “love thy neighbor”.
15Their ridiculous discussion about a cartoon character belies their bigotry, stupidity and irrelevance.
Maryelle: Well said. Slipstream: Perfectly said. And by the way, I fully expect to see that picture from the New York Times on the next tabloid front page. Greta van Sustern and Todd Palin. I can’t imagine what kinda kinky sex those two are having. Okay, actually, I just don’t want to.
16@P.P
I agree with you generally about Greta von Sustern and Tod Palin. But I’m just not coming out against kinky sex.
17More likely that Fox News is a liberal conspiracy to make the GOP look stupid.
18Wonder Woman is not an American citizen. Check your comic book history. She is a founding member of the Justice League, demigoddess, and warrior princess of the Amazons, which are based on the Amazons of Greek mythology. Superman isn’t even from this planet. He just landed here. Actually, he is an illegal immigrant.
19No, I won’t listen up. I stopped watching TV in 2002 and my life has never been more rewarding. I will not listen to that anti-American hate news station. No, I will not.
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