Because, Bygawd, Plagiarism is Now a Republican Sacrament.
You know how Betsy DeVos kinda grinded on your nerves during the confirmation hearing? You know she just didn’t seem genuine?
President Trump’s nominee for education secretary, in written responses to questions from senators, appears to have used several sentences and phrases from other sources without attribution — including from a top Obama administration civil rights official.
I am happy to announce, though, that she did fulfill all her requirements and is set the graduate from the Melania Trump and Monica Clowley School of Original Thought.
How comforting to know Cruella D’uhVos will oversee the Dept of Crib Sheet that our “children be educated” (or however Dubya said that). Scholarships for all to Trump U.
1Will she make plagiarism a required subject in all schools or just those special ones she supports?
2A poorly educated religious zealot, married into a Ponzi scheme empire, is a cheater?
No way, I just don’t believe that. Next thing you’ll be telling me is that the earth revolves around the sun!
3Since our Fearful Leader has glorified bankruptcy, should we be surprised that moral bankruptcy is more common as well?
4Just shows how low they set their bar for education. Most of them can’t even spell unprecedented.
5She has been appointed in order to destroy the American public school system. For that she is well qualified.
I’m trying real hard here to be consistent. So..
I hate everything about snacilbupeR.
I hate everything about Amway.
I wish Betsy DeVos would go far, far away.
Who’s Drumpf REALLY gonna get for SecEd??
6Remember, she still has to face a Senate floor vote. Even if she survives that, the question is, just how long will this perpetual debutante last in the job? Ten to one she cannot take the heat!
7The ironic thing is, she is perfectly qualified for the job.
The job of destroying confidence in public education, that is. In that, she is like all of Trump’s appointments. Or should I say “anointments?”
8Sacré sainte merde!
9Nous délivrer de cette femme vile et le mal, et son maître.
Don’t mean to be a nit-picker, but Monica Crowley is spelled with one l.
10Don’t think ole Betsy will stand the heat as I don’t think she’s ever been in a kitchen. Or any other place of work. Tsk tsk. Stealing from others, streaking their words. And she pretends to be a Christian. Betsy wouldn’t know real Christianity cause she’s too busy telling others what to think. And she doesn’t have a good track record for thinking. Guess that isn’t taught in finishing school. But I heard they spend a whole semister on how to choose pearls.
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