Because All Members of Texas Legislature Have Crystal Balls
Okay, this is powerful interesting. Greg Abbott, Texas Governor, is holding a press conference on the reopening of the Texas economy at noon tomorrow Texas time. Members of the legislature are to submit their question by 9 am Texas time on the day of the announcement. Abbott will answer their questions at 2 pm Texas time.
Does the Governor understand how time works?
I know one thing. It doesn’t work like that.
Maybe their questions should be of a general nature. Like, you know, is the Raskolnikov character in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment a celebration of redemption or an indictment of intellectual warfare? Governor, what is the square root of 298? Can you point to Wyoming on a map and tell us its capitol?
I think that would be really helpful, especially with all this homeschooling stuff going on.