Last night, the Fort Bend Independent School District appointed itself a new board member:  Cynthia Lenton-Gary.

This would not be newsworthy except for the fact that Ms. Lenton-Gary has run for the school board before and got whipped so badly that her grandchildren will be born shaking.  She also ran for Mayor of Missouri City last year and got beat like a tom-tom on tom-tom day by a nationally ranked tom-tom beater.

I’ve had a few run-in with Ms. Lenton-Scary myself because she’s joyfully dumb.  She is so lazy that we have to put out stakes to see if she’s moving at all.  But, Lord, she loves titles.  She will do anything if you give her a title, and if you have a crown she can wear, she’ll kiss your patootie.

Ms. Lenton-Gary has lost every race where she’s had an opponent.  That should tell you something.

So she got herself appointed to the school board.

Poor damn kids.