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Michelle Bachmann, who is apparently the only witch who actually won  in this election, is having visions again.

Michelle thinks it’s going to cost a gazillion quamillion megathousand dollars and 27 cents an hour to send Obama to India.  When asked by Anderson Cooper where she came up with that number, Michelle got out her abacus and explained —

“Well I think we know that just within a day or so the President of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day,” Bachmann said. “He’s taking two thousand people with him. He’ll be renting out over 870 rooms in India. And these are 5-star hotel rooms at the Taj Mahal Palace hotel. This is the kind of over-the-top spending, it’s a very small example, Anderson.”

Snopes says she’s deranged.  But then again, as Juanita says, “Honey, that Bachmann woman always pulls the trigger without taking aim.”

I’ve heard that Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are also saying the same thing.  And that, of course, pretty much proves that it’s wrong.

“It’s just gotta be painful to be that wrong all the damn time,” Juanita says.  “Maybe that’s why she’s got that squeaky voice that sound she needs some WD-40.”