Batcrap Crazy
As I’m sure you’ve heard, President Barack and Michelle Obama has signed a deal with Netflix to produce films and series.
Lucky damn us! Ho Boy, we need this right about now. Hell, they could just put President Obama on teevee crooning some, “I’m so in love with you…” and my shoulders would finally relax.
Plus, the right-wingers just crashed dived into a pile of wire coat hangers and got themselves twisted in grotesque shapes.
Honey, they are canceling Netflix (yeah, like rightwingers ever watched Netflix) and are making pathetic little whimpering sounds over in the corner.
Oh Lord Have Mercy, somebody would think they were replacing Sean Hannity. Some dude called them terrorists. I’m not kidding. Another one asked how they could work from jail. (I thought that was Hillary in jail.)
I mean, they are asking what the hell is going on? The cute Prince married a biracial woman and the whole world is going to crap.
Look at the little snowflakes.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Good. More bandwidth for me!
1I have a few program ideas!
2“Tweeter McGee”
Pitch – Elmer Fudd meets Yosemite Sam plus a little Bob Guccione. Starring John Goodman or Alex Baldwin.
I need to ask my son who streams Netflix if they offer porn: if not, then most of the methybrained Trump followers there anyhow.
3This is a terrific idea for the Obamas. I am betting that whatever they do that makes it onto the living room screen will be every bit as good or maybe even better than all the projects Ken Burns has done. I say good luck and go for it! Imagine the gnashing of teeth when someone in a RWNJ’s family insists on watching an Obama production because there is nothing better on!
4That 30% of the population sure have an inflated sense of their own worth to Netflix, don’t they? And to everything else in the country, as well.
So sad. Netflix will do just fine without them.
5Maggie: “Imagine the gnashing of teeth when someone in a RWNJ’s family insists on watching an Obama production because there is nothing better on!”
Never happen. They would rather watch their dog lick its balls.
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