Bad Nickels and PACs – They Just Keep Turning Up
Last summer I told you about 22 year old Zak Cossum from Kingwood, Texas, and what a stinker he is.
Actual picture of Zak
Zak sets up PACs. His last one was called Sons and Daughters of America, which sounds a helluva lot more important than Bastard Child of Mongolia, I guess.
Zak is one fine party dude and got himself a public intoxication charge right before forming his PAC. In fact, it could have happened at the same time. I dunno. I wouldn’t bet one way or another.
Well, Zac is back in the PAC bidness. He has a new PAC called … take a deep breath … Crippled America.
Yep.
I don’t know why Zak didn’t call his PAC, Help Zak Pay Rent.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen.
What can I say?
Grifters gotta grift.
1Yeah BarbinDC, I think you summed it up just right.
2Texas? Thought that wanker Aaron Schock was from Illinois. Oops .. my bad .. seems all those white privilege affluenza dudes look alike when getting their mooch on.
3It’s an election year , what else should we expect. Next year he should start a radio ministry. With a mug like his it is doubtful that he would be successful in TV.
4Zak had better hire a good accountant, retain an attorney and do some body building in anticipation of incarceration. I foresee his meeting Bernie Madoff.
When did you ever hear of a PAC guy going to prison. They don’t go to prison, they go to lunch with Congressmen.
5And I just can’t figure why I’m not getting any contributions to my SuperPAC, “Mexicans for Trump.”
6It would be nice if the famously litigious Mr. Trump would sic his lawyers on this little punk for co-opting his book’s name. For once, his bullying would be justified.
7I’ll be setting up my PAC this weekend:
“You’re A Loser If You Don’t Donate $$$$ To This PAC”
I’ll accept any contribution, no matter how large.
8Hey, JJ! You keep saying they all can “kiss my big, blue butt!”, right? How about FannyPAC?
Just a thought…
9Boy, do I know a girl just made for this guy. I understand Barstool Palin is back on the market. They have a lot in common. Totally amoral and shameless. And Sarah can help these two form one Hell of a Pac. She’s supported the family that way for years. They could learn from a pro.
10The good news is that this may take money away from any actual Repub campaigns.
11Texa$$ must be so proud.
12JAKvirginia FTW!!
13That PAC name is just downright offensive and so is the whole damn idea! This is coming from a senior citizen with a damn limp. That kid needs a trip to the woodshed!
14This young man has free legal advice. His daddy is a Kingwood, TX attorney and the address on Stonehollow is his office. We lived in Kingwood for 28 years. It is ultra conservative. Our house was one of 2 on the street with Obama yard signs. Very very hard to be a liberal in that community!!! Lots of spoiled rotten affluenza kids and adults too!
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