Back When I Fought at The Alamo
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Juanita is a tad peeved that in the Who We Are section, I neglected to mention that she fought at the Alamo but escaped at the last minute, living to ride with Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders. She kicked Stalin in the rump and participated in a CIA mission to poison Pol Pot.
She also put the star on top the San Jacinto Monument, which was not as easy as it looks.
She’s also running for Governor of Arizona and the United States Senate.