Awwww…. Louie, You Missed Me, Too
Within a Couple of Hours of me posting this, Louie sent me a kiss.
Louie is very, very upset about Oklahoma judges saying that denying rights to same gender duple is unconstitutional.
There goes my counter
Gohmert said that these judges are denying the biological reasons for restricting marriage to between a man and a woman.
“‘Basically, we haven’t seen any biological evidence to support marriage being between a man and a woman,'” he said, summarizing the judges’ rulings during a Heritage Foundation event, according to Roll Call.
And so the Texas representative said that the judges “need some basic plumbing lessons.”
And Louie could use some physics lessons. Dude, it fits a lotta places.
Thanks to AggieLandLiz for the heads up.
..and it’s not about the plumbing. It’s about who loves whom.
1“fits a lotta places” … Could not have said it better my lonesome self … and I am still laughing. JJ makes my day!
2Louie only understands the plumbing. It’s the love your neighbor stuff which confuses him.
3If plumbing concerns him, Louie needs some podiatry lessons. After all, he sticks his foot in his mouth with great regularity.
4maryelle, does Louie have a note from home confirming he understands “plumbing”? Given the number of his gohmert inversions, he’d need eye holes cut into his abdomen to find home depot. Nope, not the store, that would have been capitalized.
5Wow. Just 5 short days and the dumb returns full force. Nice to know even Louie has limits.
6So only breeders get to marry?
7Gohmert just confuses me. I can get confused without any statements from him. I bet his constituents count on him to provide a diversion while they are trying to make something else happen.
8Can’t you just see in your most demented mind’s eye, Jesus, sittin’ to Dad’s right, just flippin like crazy through a genetics textbook, mutterin to hisownself “how tha heck did that happen??????”
9Either that, Micr, or “Dad, please let’s NOT try that combo again! Once in eternity may be too often!”
10Maybe he doesn’t like watermelons…..
11Now we know what Louie thinks is the purpose of marriage.
12It is a damn shame that Louie’s marriage is only about sex. Especially since he is so goofy-looking. (Though his jug-handle ears might.. ew, never mind)
13Most good marriages I know are about partnerships between two people who love each other enough to commit to a lifetime of mutual support. Louie reduces this to plumbing. Apparently his only interaction with Mrs. Gohmert is to tell her to lay down ‘n spread ’em.
If Mrs. Gohmert is lucky, she spends her life buzzed on Wild Turkey so she doesn’t have to remember the plumbing classes.
14Mother Nature doesn’t care about “marriage.” Mother Nature has made cooperative support within species a goal-winner.
In our society marriage can be any one or more of the following: (1) a legal civil contract between two consenting adults, (2) a publicly recognized commitment between two consenting adults, and/or (3) a sacrament of the church.
15UGH
16Maybe Louie’s wife loves him the way he is, hard as that is to believe. Maybe she thinks he’s cute. Maybe I won’t move to his neck of the woods.
I’m tard of writin’. Pullin’ my hair out.
17UGH = Unholy Gohmert Hubris. Emptier than a doughnut hole, dumber than dumb keeps speaking long after he is legally brain dead. Republicans have brought on a Zombie revival.
Trim down the Gohmert dumb stick counter to nano seconds, and while the hole through the brain graphic is amusing, can’t beat the Gohmert head exploding graphic. The latter could be either self inflicted Loopy Louie ‘thought’ or the result of invading facts.
Maybe a new graphic with Loophole’s offended asparagus shooting out of his head.
Juanita Jean, we need a poll function, for real.
Round one, Michele Bachmann, Loopy Louie, and pRick Santorum face off for the craziest of the crazy. Winner faces all of the ‘honorable’ mentions.
18Ralph, you are on target. Have a number of married friends who never had children. All the original plumbing but no kids. According to Louie . . . well, the hell with Louie.
19Yeah, it fits a lotta places… and if you’re a lesbian couple, you don’t need one at all, but don’t tell Louie that– his head would probably explode and get gohmert all over the place.
20My sentiments exactly. The hell with Louie. And all those others. None of them are worth one further thought.
21Is Louie under the impression that currently gays are keeping their plumbing chaste until he and his ilk choose to let them marry?
Sex is only indirectly related to marriage. Equal rights, like hospital visitation, tax filings, property rights, etc. are a part of the marriage contract and should be available equally to gays and straights.
22Soooo,
IVF, heaven sent or tools of the infernal one designed to subvert the will of the Holy Plumber?
Too bad Louie’s pipes in his head didn’t get connected!
23If breathing required cogent thought I doubt Louie would have made it to his teen years.
24I think it’s high time that we Purge all of the Sharia Law from our states. Lewdy Louie better decide if he is An American in the home of the free or the brave, or a Theocrat imposing Sharia Law…..Oh, and all these folks really need to stop worrying what I do with my parts, Their obsession is such perversity.
25This calls for a joke: Three folks were contemplating the human body and discussing what kind of engineer God is. The first said that the skeleton and the fact that we walk upright proves that God is a structural engineer. The second commented on the use of proteins and enzymes proves that God is a chemical engineer. The third asserted that God was a civil engineer because only a civil engineer would run a sewer system through a recreational area.
26Just occurred to me that maybe Louie has been spending too much time in the toilet with his own plumbing.
27The old Republican gal I’ve been toting to all of her eye doctor appointments made the comment a couple weeks ago that it’s OK to be gay but they should NOT act on their gayness!
28Excuse me!?! So I countered with … So, for you, it’s OK if they are gay, they just shouldn’t BE gay?!?
She said, Yes … they just should NOT act on it!!
I say “Oh, good grief” to this old gal a lot!! Of course, she thinks all the Southern States are BLUE … I told her they are bleeding RED. She has used up every ounce of patience I can muster, as well as my ability to keep my temper from flaring.
It’s mind-boggling some of the crap she spews … just like any old, Kansas-born Republican!! She even believes that Dubya didn’t lie to get us into his stupid wars! I’m sure she wishes R-money had won the presidency, but I’m afraid to even venture the question because I know what her answer would be!!
I wonder if Louie recognizes that, every single time he tries to defend man/woman marriage by saying it’s for pro-creation, he’s insulting men and women who are unable to have children though no fault of their own?
Louie’s not just being stupid, what he’s saying is very hurtful and mean to many, many voting Americans.
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