As Promised Last Year
Last October I promised you that there was going to be a demonstration on the first day of classes at the University of Texas over having open carry on campus.
The protest was 5,000 miscellaneous sex toys carried around on campus by women protesting guns on campus. It was called “cocks, not glocks.” That’s pretty damn funny, right?
More than one person suggested that I was at the protest because I only posted once yesterday. To be honest, I plum forgot about it. Plus, I had to take Momma shopping yesterday because she was making me crazy with the “You think I’m 92 years old and don’t need things. I need things!” daily reminder.
So, I missed the rally.
While Momma was picking out her fall makeup shades, I get a text message from my friend The Judge. She’s not a judge now but she used to be for a long time.
The Judge: We should be at the sex toy protest.
Me: Why would we protest sex toys?
The Judge: No, stoopid. UT. Handguns. Sex Toys instead.
Me: Damn. I wanted to be there for the opening ceremonies to throw out the first dildo.
The Judge: I think we can still make it for the closing ceremonies.
Momma: Missy, put that phone away right now. What could be so important?
Y’all, I came this close to telling her. I didn’t, but only because I didn’t want to drive home with my purse up my behind.
Brandishing dildos seems so appropriate considering that the TX lawmakers and Gov are such dicks.
1Do you think we’ll all become our mommas eventually? I love the idea that everyone will behave just as I want them to.
2How festive!
A Dickfest.
Honoring above stated fact about lawmakers and Gov.
3I understand. You got to do what Momma says. Of course, you could have taken her shopping at the UT bookstore?
4Well, don’t you have to “cock” a gun?
5I see the relationship.
LOL quite loudly at this posting and the comments, too!!
6I think momma would have thrown faster then you!
7But you did the right thing!
How absolutely appropriate!
8I envy you having your mother around to keep you honest! Lucky you!!!
9“The Eyes of Texas are Upon You”.
10I seem to remember, in the dark ages of my youth, that some governmental entity in the Great State of Texas, prosecuted a woman for having a sex toy party in a private home. What was the outcome of that silliness and w
11hen did they start allowing open carry of sex toys??
I’m just glad that you Texas folks have you prorates straight,
12or not as the case may be.
Please don’t take this wrong JJ, but I think I love your momma. I see she still keeps you on the straight and narrow, hmmm?
And wish I’d been close enough to attend the ceremonies. And if I had, I wouldn’t have told your momma, either. I like my purse right where it is, thank you.
13@mikey: if I remember right JJ has said that it’s illegal to own sex toys in Texas, hence the protest using dildos – legal to carry on campus but illegal to have sex toys.
14Local teevee news blurbs about this had very long, wide video clips, you couldn’t actually see what the giirrly protesters were carrying; or barely read their signs. TX modesty I reckon…
15On the other hand, when they video an open-carry or teabagger kkkonklave, they zoom right in on the dickheads full frontal.
I guess I have finally arrived at that place called “Too Old”. The world has stopped making sense. We’re talking UT here. It’s a college. Shouldn’t they all be “open-carrying” books?
It is a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack.
16God bless you, JJ, and momma as well! We saw the protest on the TV! It was very good and really made the point as far as I was concerned but there are pervs everywhere, some of whom messaged that them UT gals were simply trying to turn the boys on and if anything happened them girls would be responsible for it. Sigh. Damn sigh.
17@JAKvirginia
Ahhhhhh 1967. 4 Jacks and a Jill. I made a huge, life changing discovery that summer, then turned 14 right before school started up again. Thanks for the brief travel through time and space!
18maggie: If guys get “turned on” by dildos… I don’t think the women have anything to be concerned about. Except that those guys may want to borrow them, if you catch my drift. Heh, heh. Ahem.
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