So there was this judge in Arizona named Mark Chiles.  Chiles went a little nuts and even though a justice of the peace in Arizona make $101,500 a year, he shoplifted a speaker for his iPod from WalMart.

You know, that’s something I never understood.  If you’re going to shoplift, don’t shoplift from WalMart.  Shoplift from Saks Fifth Avenue, for goodness sake.

Anyway, Chiles blamed health problems at the time of his arrest in May of 2013.  He said he was having trouble sleeping and had lots of aches and pain.  You know, like all of us do.

So Chiles resigns and moseys on down the road.

Until last week, when he surfaces at the Canadian border.

Markel Kay Chiles, 56, was arrested at the Huntingdon border crossing in British Columbia in May, allegedly carrying a pair of .22​-calibre, multi-barrelled handguns: a Texas Defender and a Cobra C22M.

He was charged with gun smuggling.

So I imagine that Canada will call up the Manitoba National Guard, build a wall, and send Sean Hannity to protect them.

By the way, do I even have to tell you what political party this guy is?

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.