October 04, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
All hat and no cattle. Now its all boots and no brain.
1Oh look, new white boots. All he needs is a baton and he’s ready to march in the fascist parade along with Rubio, Scott and Gaetz.
2That man has no friends and no mirror.
3They’re better than the six-inch heels Melania wore in Puerto Rico.
4I don’t understand the need for boots. He is miles away from any water. All show and no substance, like his fearless leader TFG.
5OMG. His sense of style is as sharp as his brain. Who knew?
6Notice that those boots have high-ish heels. OK if you don’t want your feet to slip through stirrups, but I doubt that man has ever been on horseback.
So: a guy trying to make himself seem taller. Kinda like T****, whose inserts make him lean forward. From now on I’ll be looking for him standing on a box behind podiums, or sitting in a booster seat in vehicles. I don’t care how tall somone is, but if they make efforts to hide their height, it suddenly becomes relevant.
And if I’m ever in a restaurant where he shows up, I’ll go grab a high chair and ask him if he needs it.
7If only we could read the mind of the guy behind him….
8In the southern part of that foreign country just over the Sabine River, those would be called “shrimp boots” – ’cause dey gets worn by da shrimpermens.
9White is his favorite color in all things, especially people.
10These boots are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you
… and stomp on your civil rights, liberty, and the Constitution
….to boot
11Those boots were made for lyin’.
12Y’all are laughing at the boots, but that vest – accentuating his gut hanging out – is doin him no favors either. If he’d worn a red vest, he could be Santa!
13Nancy Sinatra said it best…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fPkzJsMU8
14Doesn’t he know you don’t wear white after Labor Day? And that if you are in deep enough floodwater to need the damn boots, you would want them to be black or at least brown or cammo. As for the vest, I guess he needs his name on it so remembers who he is because the man is dumber than a dumpster full of wet carpet.
15I don’t think I’ve ever seen him full frontal without a suit and tie on. I didn’t realize he was so chubby. More unattractive than ever.
16I can only think of one word for wearing waders in hot weather.
17STANKFOOT!!!!!!
If I were a FL voter I would have to vote for a man who can slog through all that muck and mire and still keep his boots spotless.
18There was a wonderful moment in “Monty Python and The Holy Grail” when a serf sees Arthur and says, “He must be the King.” Another serf says, “How can you tell?l
19He replies, “He doesn’t have any s**t on him.”
It kind of applies to deSantes, who slings excrement even while wearing his white booties!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIflxDqX7Tg
Okay, since everybody else has weighed (no pun intended) in here, I’d like to add that he needs to start buying his jeans a size larger.
20mollusk @9, Called the same out of Port Isabel, Port Mansfield, Port Aransas, etc., shrimp boots, or deck/fishing boots; not usually in white though. The oystermen up and down the coast also use them.
21Pull up alongside those guys when they’re not working or sleeping, offer a cold sixpack and get a big bucket of super-fresh iced shrimp or oysters.
I’ve got a pair for heavy weather use too.
I declare Jay@8 the winner so far.
22Where did he find boots that weren’t camo?!!! When I needed knee high boots for my cellar wading years ago, all I could find were hunting boots^…
^ And let me tel you, they have been VERY comfortable for lots of years of snow shoveling, etc.
23Grandma Ada …
about that vest …
when I was in elementary school, I had my name on some of MY coats, too, but always on the inside label … not on the outside.
These days, if my outerwear has a logo on my chest, it is for a nonprofit organization I support by buying stuff & / or work with.
24Wow! Those boots look like some the really young kids around here had at one time. They came in all kinds of colors and designs. Also, the plastic they were made from had a jelly like look and consistency. The pre-school set loved them! And yes, everybody called them jelly boots! And you bet that none of the parents or other assorted adults wore them! I guess Gov. D. never got the memo!
25This may be too late for anyone to notice. Do not click the link if you are eating or have an easily upset stomach. It’s safe for work, but not safe for lunch:
https://i.imgur.com/sHTgTjG.jpeg
26WARNING – have the eyebleach ready after you view this picture. You can never unsee this! Kinda like me still not able to forget seeing Gov. Chris Christie in his baseball uniform!
27As someone said of T****, too bad he hates the gays, they could give him a makeover and help would look better.
28Surly @26, OMFGOMFGJFCOAC… that’s about the most disgusting photoshopped pic of a ratbastard Rethuglikan I’ve ever seen. S’more…
Put it up on dirty tricks billboards all around Floriduh.
It’s in the only effing language that the MAGAotty Rethug ‘base’ understands:
“…Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em all around…”
Don Henley nailed it almost exactly –forty– years ago [October 12, 1982]:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Laundry_(Don_Henley_song)
Don Henley Lyrics, “Dirty Laundry”
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/donhenley/dirtylaundry.html
Let’s hope that the equally very talented image artiste who did that pic creates a bunch more of them for the other leading Rethugs, and that they get widely distributed.
29My eyes! My eyes!
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