Are There Pee-Pee Tapes of Louie?
Oh, y’all, Louie is sucking the exhaust fumes from Donald Trump’s descent.
Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert admitted Russian interference in presidential elections is a problem, but it has been happening before the election of President Donald Trump.
The Texas Rep. said he appreciated Democrats’ concerns about Russian interference in elections.
“It’s been going on for 70 years,” he said. “It helped Truman get elected in ’48. Eisenhower called the Russians on it in ’56 and manipulation there.”
The only specific incidents he knows where it happened is when Democrats won. Of course he has no evidence or any quote of when Ike “called the Russians on it.”
There’s more.
Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev bragged about throwing the election to President John F. Kennedy in 1960 and Russia helped Jimmy Carter’s election in 1976, Gohmert said.
First of all, let me make this clear: Bygawd, Lyndon Johnson didn’t need help from no damn Commies to throw this election to Kennedy. He got everything he needed from stuffing election boxes in south Texas.
There’s more. Louie puffed himself up and made this all a Democratic scam.
“So I am thrilled that we are going to get help across the aisle to get to the Russian input stopped,” he said.
Okay, Louie, I will make a $500 contribution to the charity of your choice or the Gohmert School for Wayward Women if you offer me proof that you have ever spoken about the dangers of Russians interfering in our elections even one damn time while you’ve been in Congress for 13 years.
Louie, you knew all this and you said nothing? Have you been hanging out with Maria Butina? You are a bad boy. Did she give you spankings?
Thanks to Steve for the heads up.
Loony Louis better tune up his resume, ’cause he ain’t gonna like the next Congress he finds himself in. Devon Nunes, Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows, same same.
1The estimable Charles Pierce digs a bit deeper down Louie’s rabbit hole:
2https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22321720/louie-gohmert-russians-elect-democrats-theory/
Miss Juanita Jean, you broke my brain. Gooey Louie and hookers? I have to go lie down in a darkened room.
3Curious how they pulled this off in the 40s and 50s. Maybe it was the same group that polled Lincoln’s popularity in the 1860s. The one that showed tRump polled better.
4Louie, ever the student of history.
Russia, a country which had no experience with democratically organized elections from the 1940’s through the 1980’s sure developed a deep understanding of the process, and what could influence American voters all across the country, from New Yorkers to rural Mississippians (the ones who could vote) and throw various elections.
He’s going to “write” quite a book after he leaves office.
5Republicans are all like “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
6Aaaand. . .Loopy Louie does nothing whatever to diminish his reputation as the dumbest person in the US Congress. Way to go, Louie! Now go sit down and be quiet.
7And every time he yaps something stupid like this his handler slips him a handful of tasty Louie treats.
8The little green men in Louie’s brain are frantically busy trying to rearrange the furniture in there. This gets Louie even more mixed up than ever!
9Answering your question – “Are There Pee-Pee Tapes of Louie?” – but not the way one might think:
Yes. Look for video of Louie walking the halls of the Rayburn House Office Building with a dark stain dripping down his trousers.
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