Are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Living in Sin?
You certainly remember Sebastian Gorka, Trump’s former foreign policy advisor and current right wing freak.
Poor Gorka got himself worked into a lather over the culture wars. Specifically, he started clutching his pearls over “Arthur,” the animated PBS children’s series about an anthropomorphic aardvark.
Gorka, who brandished the insignia of a historically Nazi-aligned Hungarian group called the Vitezi Rend at an inauguration ball in January 2017, flew into a rage because the season’s Monday premiere featured a gay wedding. Arthur’s third-grade teacher, Nigel Ratburn, exchanges vows with a local chocolatier, an aardvark named Patrick.
Be assured that the gender of the two people was never discussed and no to-do was made over a gay marriage. It was treated as any other marriage would be. How Gorka can identify the gender of a cartoon aardvark is something I really don’t want to know about.
He raged. He snorted. He declared western civilization dead, dead, dead. “This is a war for our culture, and that’s why we exist here, on ‘America First,’ on the Salem Radio Network,” Gorka said, on his radio show.
Look, the only indication from the whole event that western civilization is dead is Gorka. Someone should probably explain to Sebastian Gorka that if you’ve been reduced to attacking cartoon aardvarks on PBS it isn’t so much a sign of a cultural ‘war,’ as it is a sign of diminished capacity and not on the part of the aardvark!
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
Well, the nuts always said that gay marriage was a slippery slope, leading to bestiality…
1People should be able to marry anyone they love, barring children that are under the age of consent. I’d hate to see the love child of Gorka and Bolton.
2Some people say Seb Gorka has sex with goats. Does anyone believe a goat can sign a consent form?
3Why can idiots like Dorka not see that hysterical overreaction and exaggeration don’t get their points across like they think? Oh, wait . . . conservatives.
4It was only about ten years ago that the TX lege made it against the law to marry your first cousin. Apparently where Gorky is from, that activity has not been banned!
5The Gork must have a lot of time on his hands if he’s watching daytime cartoons. This is not necessarily a bad thing.
6It’s nice that he’s found something to be upset about, instead of wasting his time and flibbertigibbets over trivia like… oh, say pedophilia and the child porn industry, just as an example.
7# 2 Papa:
8Your Gorka Bolton love child comment had me snorking my peanut butter hot pepper jelly English Muffin.
Worth the burn!
When Gandhi was asked about Western civilization, he replied, “I think it would be a good idea.”
9Gorka didn’t get the memo.
With climate change a larger issue than cartoons, I’m gonna have to weigh in as a Cartoon Aardvark Teacher sexuality denier.
10Was purple Teletubby Tinkly Winkly attending as well?
On a side note – what’s up with Popeye, Olive Oyl, and Sweet Pea? Sounds like a child out of wedlock to me…
11But wait, there’s more:
12Driving home from a construction project last week I was spinning the dial and came upon “Seb” having what amounted to “consensual love” interviewing that pantheon of intelligence from East Texas with the billiard ball head – hard, dense, and devoid of thought – Louis Duh Gohmert. It was just hysterical to listen to these love birds fawn over each other. That is how I discovered Gorka had truly “landed on his feet” after his rudedismissal from the WH. I just wonder what a gig like that pays. Anyway, while all Dogs go to Heaven, All RWNJs go to Louie’s place for a little lovin’ when they need it. Or so it appears.
I am curious if aladamna malious legislature and governor may have just guareenteed Doug Jones re-election?
13Don’t always agree with him but as much as possible he is reflecting his constituents better angels.
It is just sad that his constituents have so few, so feeble, so delusional better angels.