Anybody Want To Pitch In and Buy Texas Government?
Well, our new Governor already has his hand out. For a mere $100,000 you can be a sponsor at the Governor’s Inauguration.
Take a glimpse right here of other “opportunities” to show your respect.
Yeah, but for $100,000 you get signs at all the events, front row VIP seats, dinner on the grounds of the capitol, tickets to the Texas Ball, and your picture made with the Governor and the Lt. Governor. For $150,000 you get to shower with them, too.
Okay, so I made up that last part. You can shower with them for free.