Another Texan Bites the Dust
Texas Republican Congressvarmint Bill Flores is retiring.
I’m not as excited as you might suspect. It’s a Hard R district. Trump won by 18 points so we’ll be replacing one fool with another. This district includes the Waco area.
Flores is so deep into oil and gas that he slides across the room when he farts. (Okay, okay, I already regret telling that joke because it is so gross, but I heard it out the oil patch years ago and just couldn’t help myself this morning.)
And while the chances of a Democrat winning this seat are slim to none, it’s kinda fun to see Republicans run for the hills when they see a storm coming.