Another List, Another Louie …
Well, here ya go with “The 13 craziest, most offensive things said by politicians in 2013” and Louie Gohmert makes the list twice.
12. “Mankind has existed for a pretty long time without anyone ever having to give a sex-ed lesson to anybody. And now we feel like, oh gosh, people are too stupid unless we force them to sit and listen to instructions. It’s just incredible.”
— Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), quoted by Right Wing Watch, adding that it all reminded him of the Soviet Union.
And …
9. “This administration has so many Muslim brotherhood members that have influence that they just are making wrong decisions for America.”
— Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), in an interview with WND Radio, explaining what he sees as President Obama’s downplaying of the threat of radical Islam.
And aren’t we proud?
Thanks to Monty for the heads up.
Long after Loopy Louie leaves the scene, he will be remembered. The next politician who leaps the rails of sanity can be said to have “Gone Gohmerts.” Actually, there is no need to wait, as Rick Santorum went Gohmerts years ago.
Before you flatter yourself, Louie, let’s be clear. “Going Gohmerts” is not a good thing.
1Holy Gohmerts! We’re still working on 2013, yet Louie has the lead for 2014 already.
http://crooksandliars.com/2013/12/gohmert-administration-has-keep-susan-rice
2Looks like Louie can’t help “stepping in his own gohmert” time and time again.
(phrase borrowed from Polite Kool Marxist)
See how that works, Mr. Rand Paul.
Trouble is, Gohmert’s constituents eat up all his insane rants and vote him back in for more
3of the same. How to break this insane cycle
of ignorance?
Frankly, everything Louie-louie has said would qualify him for a declaration of incompetency at any competency hearing. The sector of his constituency that keeps voting him back into office would also qualify for that distinction. I remember back in high school when one of the teachers told the Class’s Cutest Girl that she was “persona non grata”, Cutest actually thought it was a compliment and damn near fell all over herself in jubilation. Cutest wasn’t naturally dumb or stupid. She had just never heard of that “distinction”. Have no idea what happened to her after graduation but I have never seen her name in the newspapers or on the teevee. Maybe she just had a disproportionate share of dumb luck and got by on cuteness. That’s a quality Louie-louie will never have, and as for luck, lets just say that whatever he and his campaign crew are doing in his district probably suffices.
4When faced with a gohmert, it’s time to borrow from the state that yanked back their gohmert. Study the Pennsylvania example. They got rid of their gohmert Santorum. The gohmert Baucus is being sent to China to breath unreachable air. Michele Bachmann is having her own gohmert party without presents. It can be done.
Maybe if Texas asks nicely, President Obama will find a strategic location for Loopy Louie. Ambassador to the Bikini Atoll is a possibility.
5@PKM: Yes. But too bad Louie-Lou-eye wasn’t Ambassador on Bikini Atoll between ’46 and ’58.
6So true, Micr. Or that a controversial 1973 decision wasn’t made in 1952 and available to his mother, the year before Loopy Louie was born.
From Crooks & Liars
ryp
What a gohmert.
Darrell Issa Doubles Down on His Claims of Cover Up in Benghazi · 1 minute ago
Juanita Jean is making progress. Issa is now a gohmert.
7You need to remember that for the Tea Party the definition of “Muslim brotherhood” is “Democrat.”
8First Louie says to his audience:
“And now we feel like, oh gosh, people are too stupid unless we force them to sit and listen to instructions. It’s just incredible.”
And then he keeps talking, giving people instructions.
9…and still nothing about aspersions on his asparagus. My favorite of all time.
10Louie, despite the looks on our faces, you’re still talking….
11Had a phone discussion with a distant friend about what Louie-louie said about sex. It was then that I realized I had heard it before from a different source, a BISHOP that is no longer around! Was Louie-louie plagiarizing himself like Rand Paul does? One can only guess!!!
12I have to laugh out loud everytime I read about The Gohm’s asparagus … That has to be about one of the funniest lines EVER!! I wonder if Louie ever asks someone to “… pull my asparagus!”
13You know, if we work the word “gohmert” into our conversation in public on a daily level, we might could get it into the dictionary. If you’ve ever read the book by Andrew Clements titled FRINDLE, you would learn that. It’s about a fifth grade boy (smarter than Louie, also, although that’s not in the book), who decides that he is bored with calling pens ballpoint pens, so he starts calling them frindles. All the kids catch on, the teacher gets annoyed, and the use of the word frindle spreads. Look it up online. ANYWAY, getting enough folks to use a word, such as “gohmert” in daily talk, it might make its way into the dictionary. What should the definition be? And should it be a noun or a verb? Maybe Facebook is a good place to start. Or Twitter.
14Marge Wood, gohmert covers all eight parts of speech, not dissimilar to the F bomb, just indicating a whole load of gohmert dumber. Where the gohmert appears in a sentence denotes its part of speech.
Juanita Jean is already spreading the word. Found a comment by a ryp on C&L using gohmert as a description for Darryl Issa. Issa, per ryp: “What a gohmert.”
ryp, if you post here, please step forward and claim your prize! The prize is to name the top ten gohmerts who should be buried in a pile of gohmerts.
15maryelle@3
“How to break this insane cycle of ignorance?”
maybe we can sneak some funding for building schools in his district.
16re: gohmert: GRIN.
17I’m convinced that Gohmert represents a small district where the folks never learned to read or write.
PS – Love those Castro boys!
18we already have a great addition to the language in the common noun “santorum”
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