Because of the drought all over Texas, the Super DeLux Brand Christians can’t do that baptizing thing anymore so they decided to replace it with a ceremony where they exchange laughter with haughty.

They have humorectomies.

Parents call for boycott of Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls flavor

Schweddy Balls ice cream is the latest in frozen threats facing your children, at least according to One Million Moms. The conservative organization, an offshoot of American Family Association, has called for a boycott of the newest Ben & Jerry’s flavor because they find it offensive.

There article is unclear whether they find  offensive: an ice cream named  Schweddy Balls or actual Schweddy Balls.  I mean, in all honesty, I might be about 50% with them.