Take a look at his Spanish speech translated on CBS News.  Start the speech and then click the little CC-English option on the upper left.  Damn that man – he saved the best part for Spanish.

Here’s a sample of the written translation:

Transcript for Marco Rubio’s State of the Union Response (Spanish Language Version)

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See, what did I tell you?   It makes far more sense in Spanish.

And you know that “middle class” and “social security dependent” neighborhood where Marco lives?  Not so much.  He’s selling his house — for $675,000.  Yep – middle class.

Thanks to Ralph and Carl for the heads up.