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If you’re like Juanita and wake up in cold sweats at night over the possibility that all the Bubbas in the United States did not learn from George W Bush that electing a double IQ Governor from Texas is not a great idea, you’ll be happy to hear this news.

In the latest Rasmussen poll, Bill White has come up two points and finally pushed Rick Perry below 50%.

“People from foreign states better keep a heads-up on this one, because Rick Perry thinks that he and Sarah Palin are gonna occupy the White House.  That gives me chronic reoccurring hebejebes,” she says, “because there’s fair to decent odds that those teabaggers are gonna try to bring back the good ole days of government wild spending and  crunching the Constitution like George Bush had.  If that doesn’t scare you into salvation and Sunday School seat, nothing will.”

By the way, Buck Pochek is the Rick Perry point man for Fort Bend County.  Buck is dumber than Rick, but not near as prissy.