And When He Looks Up To See The Bottom of Hell
Republican Congressvarmint Scott DesJarlias is a jackass. Sorry, Momma, but no other word will work here.
He’s as worthless as a screen door on a submarine and he’s going to hell in a frilly hand decorated handbasket.
DesJarlais, who is a physician, remains anti-choice even though he supported his ex-wife’s two abortions and encouraged a mistress to have one, too, just for the helluvit.
He’s has sex with multiple of his patients and is just generally a complete jerk.
But, none of that matters.
U.S. Rep. Scott DesJarlais, R-Tenn., says God has “forgiven me” and asked “fellow Christians” and constituents “to consider doing the same.”
Scott, Babe, your soul belongs to God. But your butt? That belongs to us.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
I don’t care about God forgiving him, what’s more disturbing is that the Medical Ethics Board seems to have forgiven him as well.
1I have observed that most Medical Boards will thread a camel through the eye of a neddle to avoid applying discipline to one of their own. I think they call it professional courtesy(or maybe ethics insurance).
2He must’ve decided it worked so well for Newt and everything, like, why not? Worth a try, right?
Gawd’ll’mighty! Dumb enough to think it. Dumb enough to say it out loud. Dumb enough to believe it. Dumb enough to buy it. Friends and patrons, I do believe we’ve located the center of the SuperStorm Sandy of Stoopid!
Excuse me while I writhe in embarrassment on behalf of Christians everywhere….
3This idea that ah’m saved and no matter what ah do, ah’m bound for glory has always amused me….hope it amuses the Almighty as well.
4I really, really like the “frilly, hand decorated handbasket”. Ruffles and bows and sequins, I hope?
5Sure, God can forgive him. But when Brother Scott asks us to forgive him, he really doesn’t want us to forgive, he wants us to forget. Ain’t happenin’!
6Hey, Scott, forgiving and forgetting are two entirely different processes. God can forgive but let’s hope your constituents are not able to forget your hypocrisy. And, by the way, ask for God’s forgiveness for that, too.
7We people here in TN have a MILLION of these guys! If one gets thrown out, they’ll just pick another one.
I’m sooo sick of these “family values” RW guys with their mistresses, guns, Bible, secret abortions, boyfriends, gifts from lobbyists, kicking the poor to the curb….and then telling ME I’m going to hell because I think gay couples have the same rights we ALL do…….
8Notice he doesn’t seem to care if all the people he hurt forgive him. They didn’t matter to him then and they don’t matter now. My God, if I had one, would not forgive such a callous, mean-spirited weasel.
9Note that MEN encouraging abortions are forgiven? According to this asshat, anyhow….but the women, oh, well….they and the doctors who help them are damned, damned, damned.
Personally, I think that if a few more male dicks were dammed instead, we could ALL skip this argument.
10Evidently the medical community is getting sick and tired of his stupidity, too!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/scott-desjarlais-doctors_n_2232421.html?utm_hp_ref=politics
11He must be one heck of a sweet talker, because I can’t imagine he’s getting the girls on his looks!
12@June Bug Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters?
He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help. As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of two dorsal fins — great white sharks, heading straight toward the lawyer.
To their surprise, the sharks allowed the lawyer to take hold of their fins, and escorted him safely to shore.
When the lawyer returned with help, his companions asked him how he had managed such an incredible feat. The lawyer answered, “Professional courtesy.”
13It is at times like these that I like to reflect on the fact that God has a sense of humor – the duckbilled plattapus and Mitt Romney receiving 47% of the popular vote springs to mind. Then again, I thought that following the last election I was done with Todd Akin so I guess it swings both ways.
14When I go back two generations I find that all of my East Texas relatives and their neighbors were born in Tennessee.
15This twerp and Louie elected by Tennessee people.
What’s happening???
What the hell TN? Y’all have better jackasses than men?
16Send the real jackass then, they’d be cuter!!
JJ we need an edit button!
17*edit: they’d be cuter, smarter and smell better!!
I always want to tell them to give me proof that God has truly forgiven him/her/whatever. I mean was there a burning bush? Is there a recording? Video? See I’d point out that the devil is a liar so what if it was the devil whispering forgiveness?
18Marlene, you are not far off on that one but it is my understanding that inorder to get a burning bush one has to be a member of “Our Lady of Perpetual Hot Flashes” otherwise I think you are stuck with phone a friend. BTW -TexasTrailerParkTrash, who as I understand it is a founding member of the previously mentioned church, will have to let us know.
19My compost pile would spit this guy out in a quick flash, I can tell ya. And about that handbasket? More like a bedpan, I’d say.
20If Dante’s Inferno had a tenth circle, this swine would be fated to end up there.
21There’s a poem by Stephen Vincent Benet in which a bunch of guys are standing in line outside the pearly gates, all nekkid and nervous, and among them are this type of pink, plump, self-righteous and well-heeled guy…and they’re saying to one another “WE will be all right–we were respectable, we lived in the right neighborhood…” etc, etc. and then THE VOICE says “No.”
I rather expect that’s what this overconfident fellow will hear.
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