And We Could Get Whips and Chains and Act Like Real Christians.

December 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh Holy Night.  Either you get with the damn Prince of Peace or we’re gonna peace all upside your butt.

Bodie Hodge, a Super DeLux Branch Christian, contents that non Christians should have to work on Christmas and not get time and half for it because they don’t deserve it.

He also says they should give up weekends because that, too, is a Christian thing.  I guess he didn’t know that Muslim countries have Friday / Saturday weekends. We did not have an official weekend in America until the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938.  Up until then, Christians believed that work was good for the soul and child labor was just dandy.  They also burned witches but that a whole ‘nother story.

So, the way to convert people to Christ is not to be like the Prince of Peace, but to humiliate and punish people until they believe, believe, believe.

Get a load of this attitude.  Honey, if Sweet Jesus ain’t watching, then Santa Claus is …

Darlin’, have you ever seen men more gleeful about hurting people?

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.

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