And We Could Get Whips and Chains and Act Like Real Christians.
Oh Holy Night. Either you get with the damn Prince of Peace or we’re gonna peace all upside your butt.
Bodie Hodge, a Super DeLux Branch Christian, contents that non Christians should have to work on Christmas and not get time and half for it because they don’t deserve it.
He also says they should give up weekends because that, too, is a Christian thing. I guess he didn’t know that Muslim countries have Friday / Saturday weekends. We did not have an official weekend in America until the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938. Up until then, Christians believed that work was good for the soul and child labor was just dandy. They also burned witches but that a whole ‘nother story.
So, the way to convert people to Christ is not to be like the Prince of Peace, but to humiliate and punish people until they believe, believe, believe.
Get a load of this attitude. Honey, if Sweet Jesus ain’t watching, then Santa Claus is …
Darlin’, have you ever seen men more gleeful about hurting people?
Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.
If Christ is Love, Bodie Hodge is Hate.
1There they go again with their history rewrites and fabricated “facts”. Conservative kristians are the meanest, most vindictive varmints on this earth.
2I could stand working Christmas, but I want a long week end for Darwin’s birthday!
3Right on, Ralph, right on!
4Jews have Chinese food and go see a movie on Christmas day. It is tradition
5I saw a great quote from the highest ranked Muslim minister in the British cabinet, I forget her name, along the lines of “we Muslims are Christians first because Jesus is one of our prophets prior to Mohammed.”
I thought that was great.
6So he knows all this stuff,how? South Dakota added an addendumb to their 72 hour wait for a woman to have an abortion by declaring weekends and holidays can’t be counted as part of the 72 hours. This passed earlier this summer. Merry Christmas to South Dakota women. On the bright side,the goofy freaker that kept predicting the end of the world finally got it right,for hisownself. Buh-bye.
7Offensive as this is, it is rather mild when compared to some of Bodie Hodge’s profane rantings. Read about his ideas on lying, the age of the earth, and other issues. Geez! My wife told me this morning that I should not use the word stupid. I asked her what I should call stupid people. She told me that it is better to just keep your mouth shut around “misinformed” people. Hell, I’d never get to talk.
8And only black people should take a day off on Martin Luther King Day? Real veterans on Veterans Day? How about only Presidents and ex-presidents kick back on Presidents Day? I’m mixed about the 4th of July. Only founding fathers really deserve it as a holiday, but I wouldn’t want the late shift to have to miss the fireworks.
9Oh, that’s right the God of Genesis is a CHRISTIAN God (NOT!). All those begetters from back then would’ve been mighty surprised to find the Sabath day being used to celebrate anything but the One True God. You know, the God of Moses, David, Solomon, and later Jesus: the God of the Jews!
The don’t want to understand the true age of the Earth, and it’s no wonder if they can’t even remember that the Torah is the basis of more than one religion (having different Sabath days).
Though, let’s see: Moon day, Tyr’s day, Wodan’s day, Thor’s day, Frige’s day, Saturn’s day, and the day of the Sun. Somehow the Christian, even the Judaic, part of the week seems to be missing (at least from the names).
10Hello, not every non-Christian is an atheist. But while we are taking advantage of their ignorance, I will work on Dec 25 as long as I can take any and all Jewish Holidays off.
11[warning: may cause inflammation of the ego in self-described Christians]
So let me understand all this Christmas/War on Christmas/non-Christians stuff here and see if I have it right. We have a group who believes in the birth of an illegal child to a (possibly underage) unwed mother who was essentially divinely raped who was supposed to be the savior of the human race. And that this group feels that others who don’t believe as they do should be forced to toil for the benefit of those who do believe, despite the fact that there were those in the past who claimed to be Christians who felt that Christmas was a pagan celebration and shouldn’t be celebrated by Christians at all, and that those Christians should toil in the workplace and the fields just like everyone else.
Am I missing something here or what?
12Gaah!!!! I am so way far past tired of pious and holy willful ignorance and stoopid. These [is doofi the the plural of doofus or does that give them too much importance?] are such experts on all things holy and secular. Dudes, you can thank unions for weekends: http://la.aflcio.org/gnoaflcio/index.cfm?action=article&articleID=257e8c90-0ac8-43f7-b0c6-dce69756e21c
These dudes’ Lord God may have rested on the Sabbath but until unions fought for workers’ rights corporations owned the working public body and soul and your only chance to darken the church doors may have been in a pine box. Just ask coal miners and steel workers for a start.
13“We did not have an official weekend in America until the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938. Up until then, Christians believed that work was good for the soul and child labor was just dandy.”
I submit that they still believe that.
14@TalG the only thing you missed was the Lady’s consent:
“Be it done unto me as you say.”, and she was of the age of consent, apparently – or at least “legal”!
The rest is pretty accurate, I am sad to say 🙁
15@LynnN Have you been talking Maine’s gov? Yup, work’s the best thing to keep those kiddies out of trouble.
16Ya know, since Christians make up a huge majority of the US population, if they would all just stay home and read scriptures out loud to each other like they’re supposed to on the Sabbath and Christmas, like I assume Mr. Hodge does, stores and theaters and gas stations, etc., wouldn’t need to stay open on Sundays and Christmas. I think Mr. Hodge might be a little hypocritical… and stupid… and nasty.
17Not just dropped on his head as a baby but bounced like a basketball in a full court press.
18So Congress stays in session on Labor Day then!
19I’d like these jackwagons, whoever they are, to turn around to the Constitution plastered on their back wall and point to any mention of a god in it. They obviously haven’t read it, no matter how big the letters are.
Love some of the suggestions above about who gets off which days, and maggie #18 just about made me drop my fritters….
20I know it kinda puts a knot in the shorts of guys like Bodie Hodge to read history, but it was anti-clerical Mexican anarchists that came up with the legal paid day of rest every Sunday, and included it as a Constitutional right.
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