September 24, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Wait a minute….what?
1What’s even more puzzling than the question is the fact that all these people understood it well enough to have an answer.
2I was quite amazed at the huge number of people who took part in the survey.
But seriously, I think from now on any survey having to do with Republicans need to have the Emily Litella third choice “Never Mind”
3But how is Mittendork doing in the Chia Pet poll? Chia Obama or Chia Romney – you decide. Inquiring minds and whatnot.
4Shouldn’t the question grammatically be, “If the election were today, would you vote for Obama or Romney?” The question is still dumb and proves nothing. Maybe 56% are not voting or not voting for either. Who knows what the voters read into that question.
5Where are all the Gary Johnson voters?
6And sadly no votes for ‘I’m not answering until the question is made grammatically correct enough to make any sort of sense.’
7My head hurts!
8I can’t stop laughing.
9My eyes just crossed!!!
10And don’t forget to vote on Tuesday, November 7th!
*snerk, snerk*
11From the viewpoint of a Ron Paul supporter the survey makes perfect sense. “Would you vote for Obama or Romney?” No. They’re just disappointed they couldn’t vote NO! (with caps and exclamation point)
12Gotta love those small town papers. I wrote a column for the paper in Alvin for a year. The curmudgeon who wrote the conservative viewpoint had to have his column proofed and rewritten by the editor. She never called him on statements that Obama was communist, Muslim, born in Kenya, or any of the other false garbage promulgated by the GOP. Mine had to be factual to a T and I often had to provide sources for my points.
Small towns where bigotry is just a way of life.
13Gee, real intellectuals.
14I stole this. I did!
15Love how the column– editorial?– just above it tells us that each and every American has the right to speak their mind.
Whether it’s full or empty.
16@Sam in Kyle: I hear ya – I live just outside a small town in Johnson County (a county so red, it’s positively maroon); the weekly newspaper makes my head spin – sermons I don’t agree with and political opinions which only have value as litter box liners…and I’m pretty sure I’m the only car with an Obama/Biden bumper sticker for MILES!
17I’m sorry, but if the question is “would you vote for Obama or Romney” and your answer choices are “yes” or “no,” that is a survey FAIL in my book. Whose poll is this, Rasmussen?
18Butterfly ballot. No fair!
19is that newspaper written in black, or white?
20This reminds me of the message making the rounds that the churches in Northcarolina put together care packages for all the Democrats and the Dems turned them down. It irks me when folks won’t at least open the basket and see what all’s in it. The packages didn’t have any propaganda in them. Why can’t churches give free pralines to Democrats? I never turn down a free praline. It was just Southen’ Hospitality. Really. Little towns’ hospitality either goes through the churches or the schools. City folks got to get a grip and understand it is a cultural thing. And remember, never turn down a free praline.
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