And They Accuse Us Of Voting Dead People.
I have a laugh line I use in speeches. It goes like this, “I have voted Democratic my entire life. I’m proud of that. And when I die, I want to be buried in Duvall County so I can continue to vote Democratic.”
Well, hell, apparently if I’m buried in New Hampshire, I can continue writing editorials.
On Monday, Foster’s Daily Democrat in New Hampshire published a blistering op-ed piece attacking Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) by former House Speaker Marshall Cobleigh.
There was an unusual wrinkle: Cobleigh died in February 2009. The op-ed was actually a reprint of when it was first published in July 3, 2008.
And then at the very end of the article, they put …
Probably because that sounded better than, “Scott Brown can’t answer on his own because he’s just vaguely familiar with grammar, spelling, and thinking. He has real bad luck when it comes to thinking.”
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
All Scott Brown voters should just write in Marshall Cobleigh instead and cut out the middle-twit.
1After I early voted I told my darter and her husband, at least if I die before election day you can tell everyone I kept Duval county tradition alive by voting from the grave.
2Smells of desperation.
3Scott moved one state west. Time he took a northerly vector, as our thanks to Canada for Daffy Cruz, Jr.
4Speaking of voter fraud, I really liked the headline on this one.
5http://wonkette.com/564187/james-okeefe-looks-for-voter-fraud-finds-nothing-again
Perfect for Halloween.
6Perfect for Halloween.
7I did tell people in 2004 that if I were dead and cremated by Election Day, they should carry my urn into the voting booth so my ashes could reach up and vote against Bush.
8Rhea, what thou sayest!
Oh, would that I could whip up something fab like y’all did but I can’t cuz every time Scott Brown comes up in a conversation all I can think about is that damn Playgirl centerfold, the one with the staple in his middle and the airbrushed shadow . . . well you remember where! How this man can show his face in public is beyond me!
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