Oh great, now it is humping heaven at the Pentagon.

I now know more than I ever wanted to know about military affairs.  Good Lord, why  don’t they just go skinny dippin’ with snappin’ turtles over there?  It would be just about as exciting and a lot less dangerous.

The second woman involved, Jill Kelley, has been described as “an unpaid social liaison at MacDill Air Force Base.”  Is that the new description of a crack whore?  Unpaid social liaison?   Hell, Thelma says when she social liaisons, she gets paid darn well for it.

And here’s the worst part …

The official said 20,000 to 30,000 pages of emails and other documents from Allen’s communications with Kelley between 2010 and 2012 are under review. He would not say whether they involved sexual matters or whether they are thought to include unauthorized disclosures of classified information. He said he did not know whether Petraeus is mentioned in the emails.

Those old goat white Republican men in Congress will insist on reading all 30,000 pages – okay, even I admit that steps over the obsession line by maybe 70 or 80 miles – and get all quivery with outrage.

This is only the first day and I am doing loads of heavy sighing already.  Can somebody come up for a euphemism for this tawdry mess so I don’t have to keep saying sex that ain’t your bidness?

Y’all, my friend Carol says that Faux News should give this to the guy with the most experience in handling this sort of thing,  Geraldo.