And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

July 01, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Cruz, Trump

Okay, a really delightful phenomenon has happened.

My Tell Juanita has skyrocketed due to the presidential race. So, I am going to take this time to let you know that I just don’t have time to personally answer each one of them, which really grates against my upbringing.  Momma wants me to say that I wasn’t raised that way. Southern women spend half their lives writing thank you notes.

Whether or not I use your tip depends mainly on whim. Something might hit me as funny on one day but not another. So, don’t get your feelings hurt. Sometimes I just file your heads-up and then a week or two later, go back and do something with it.

The really fun part of this is that I can forget about going to the news every morning because you guys have that covered.

For example, Lorrine asked, “Now, I know you heard Macy’s Dumped Trump, right? Can’t wait to read your take on it.”

Oh hell, I didn’t know that.  Now I do.

And Jorge felt sure I knew about Ted Cruz auditioning for The Simpsons. I didn’t. I do now.

But I am not sure I wanted to.

So, consider this a thank you and an I’m sorry all in one.  Thank you for sending them and I’m sorry I can’t use all of them.

Meanwhile, go on back and watch Ted.  I think the guy has a bright future in fictional characters.

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0 Comments to “And The Hits Just Keep On Coming”


  1. AKLynne says:
    July 1, 2015 at 11:13 am

    Oh, that is just too creepy.

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  2. IronCelt says:
    July 1, 2015 at 11:57 am

    What with his coloring book, I guess he thought live action cartoons were the next step? I just can’t digest that and food at the same time….

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  3. yellowdoggranny says:
    July 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    Ted Cruz…kill me now.

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  4. Cat Shroedinger says:
    July 1, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    “I think the guy has a bright future in fictional characters.” Why not? He already seems to be living in his own fictional world.

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  5. cairocat says:
    July 1, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    The Donald is a few points ahead of Ted Cruz in recent polling…

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  6. Micr says:
    July 1, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    @Miz JJ
    “I think the guy has a bright future in fictional characters.” I betcha the rent money that if you did deeply enough he IS a fictional character.

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  7. Micr says:
    July 1, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    Take 2….
    @Miz JJ
    “I think the guy has a bright future in fictional characters.” I betcha the rent money that if you DIG deeply enough he IS a fictional character.

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  8. JAKvirginia says:
    July 1, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    Remember Jessica Rabbit? He woulda been able to say, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

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  9. BarbinDC says:
    July 1, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    Stephanie Miller played this same clip on her show this morning. The thing is, she has a real “Voice Deity”–Jim Ward–as a regular. Much mockery ensued.

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  10. Hollyanna says:
    July 1, 2015 at 1:59 pm

    If ONLY Ted Cruz were a fictional character. But he is already a pretty good caricature of a politician

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  11. Marge Wood says:
    July 1, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Laughing out loud.

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  12. Alacrity Fitzhughe says:
    July 2, 2015 at 6:48 am

    I must admit he does a good “Mr. Burns”.

    But then he IS “Mr. Burns” in most ways, isn’t he?

    Just saying……

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