Okay, a really delightful phenomenon has happened.

My Tell Juanita has skyrocketed due to the presidential race. So, I am going to take this time to let you know that I just don’t have time to personally answer each one of them, which really grates against my upbringing.  Momma wants me to say that I wasn’t raised that way. Southern women spend half their lives writing thank you notes.

Whether or not I use your tip depends mainly on whim. Something might hit me as funny on one day but not another. So, don’t get your feelings hurt. Sometimes I just file your heads-up and then a week or two later, go back and do something with it.

The really fun part of this is that I can forget about going to the news every morning because you guys have that covered.

For example, Lorrine asked, “Now, I know you heard Macy’s Dumped Trump, right? Can’t wait to read your take on it.”

Oh hell, I didn’t know that.  Now I do.

And Jorge felt sure I knew about Ted Cruz auditioning for The Simpsons. I didn’t. I do now.

But I am not sure I wanted to.

So, consider this a thank you and an I’m sorry all in one.  Thank you for sending them and I’m sorry I can’t use all of them.

Meanwhile, go on back and watch Ted.  I think the guy has a bright future in fictional characters.