The rightwing Washington Times posted a list of Bill Kistol’s 2016 list of possible Republican candidates.

Here ya go.  Our friend John of the Great Graphics has added some snickering to the list.

John Bolton
Jeb Bush (Thanks, Texas.)
Ben Carson (Oooh, a black guy!)
Chris Christie (Hunka. Hunka. Literally.)
Ted Cruz (Thanks again, Texas.)
Carly Fiorina (A woman!)
Lindsey Graham (Another woman!)
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindal
John Kasich
Peter King
Mike Pence
Rick Perry (Now Texas, cut that out!)
Mitt Romney (The ghost of Christmas Past.)
Marco Rubio
Paul Ryan
Rick Santorum
Joe Scarborough (Uh, what?)
Scott Walker
Allen West (Another black guy!)
Dick Cheney (He hasn’t shot any friends in the face for a while now.)
Tom Cotton
Mitch Daniels (His bro Charlie had a band.)
Joni Ernst (Reputed woman.)
Newt Gingrich (Who already thinks he is Prez.)
Rudy Giuliani

I would like to add a far more qualified name to the list.  Herb Appleby, the guy who lives across the street from me and is the Republican precinct chair.  Herb’s older than Dick Cheney and almost as mean.  You have to get off his lawn or he will holler at you.  Herb still has the first nickel he ever earned and deeply suspects that we are running a Muslim undocumented worker abortion clinic at our house.  Herb is as qualified as any of the people above and at least he’d keep the White House lawn neat and in order.

Thanks to John for the heads up.