Okay, here’s your must-read of the year.  I can’t even begin to explain it but I’ll try.

Heimbach

The leader of a neo-nazi group, Matthew Heimbach, got caught making whoopee with his spokesman’s wife while he’s married to the spokesman’s stepdaughter.  The spokesman, Matt Parrott, in an amazing moment of self-awareness, called it a “white trash circus.”

That doesn’t even begin to tell the story.  There are tidbits to this story that you do not want to miss.

For example …

Parrott stood on a box outside the trailer and watched Heimbach and Jessica have sex inside, according to a police report. When the box broke under Parrott’s weight, he entered the trailer to confront them. Heimbach allegedly choked him and chased him into a house, where Parrott threw a chair at him. Heimbach hit back, choking him into unconsciousness, according to the police report.

When he woke up he fled to a Walmart to call police.  What did you expect, Starbucks?

Oh yeah, they all listed their occupation as White Nationalists.

The spokesman resigned and is apparently looking for a job where he can stand on a sturdy box to watch people do some mattress trashing.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.