Republicans really, really hate it that Mitt Romney is getting beaten like a snare drum in the polls.  Hell, even Fox News says he’s going down.

Dean Chambers: Republican Slide Rule King

So, Republicans had to fix that.  Enter Dean Chambers, a Republican pollster without arithmetic skills, which, of course, is not hard to find.

Chambers has a solution:  change the partisan weighting of the polls.  So, if you claim to be a Democrat and have always voted straight Democratic, in Chamber’s world you’re a Republican.  He fixed that little pesky problem by making a D into an R and now Romney leads Obama by 7 points.

Guess who really, really love this new form of polling?

No, seriously, guess.

Okay, okay, don’t.

And the link leads to Chamber’s website.  And who says that this crazy world is not a wondrous place when two great intellectual meet?

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.