One of the biggest races in the Republican run-off in Texas is for Lt. Governor with incumbent David Dewhurst facing Holy Crap He’s Nuts Dan Patrick, who is, by all tabulation the front runner.

So a debate seems to be in order, right?  I got the Gulf Coast concession on tequila for that debate.

They have decided on a private debate with no press allowed.  That is not a debate.  That is a honeymoon spat.

Houston developer Jay Williams, the C Club’s vice president, confirmed late Friday that the news media will not be allowed to cover the Patrick-Dewhurst debate.

“This is a private event for just the C Club,” he said. “Members only.”

Then there’s this:

While the format hasn’t been finalized, Williams said club president David Peacock, the debate moderator, will select from questions submitted by members in advance and “will be able to ask follow ups.”

Okay, I’m wrong.  This is not a honeymoon spat.  It’s a honeymoon pillow fight.

Okay, so here’s the membership list of the C Club, whose motto is “Keeping Houston politics fiscally conservative.”  Can someone, anyone, find the name of one woman on the membership roll?

So, we’re talking about a gay honeymoon pillow fight?

Thanks to Patrick for the heads up.