October 03, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
No Door #1 to pick from
No Door #2 to choose
No Door #3 because all the doors have blown off
The god of the cargo cult comes to town in a wind breaker. Would it be rude to check his cargo pockets before he leaves?
1What else can we reasonably expect when our neighbors elect an actual game show host?
2I just saw of bit, he actually said locking around ” what is you death count?’. 16 oh, you all must be very proud . Compared to a real tragedy like Katrina where thousands died. What is this man talking like that, could he be more insensitive? OMG.
3Miss Juanita Jean, it’s a little early in the day for . . .
Oh hell, I’ll open the bottle for you.
4Unfortunately, not Monty Hall:
Monty Hall, Co-Creator and Host of ‘Let’s Make a Deal,’ Dies
5https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/30/obituaries/monty-hall-dead-lets-make-a-deal.html
And I’m sure he thinks that he personally gave everybody in Puerto Rico everything they need.
Nope, drop him in the mountains and let him try to make his way back to San Juan. Seriously. And if he doesn’t make it, oh well. He could get lost and die of thirst with no loss to humanity.
His ignorance and selfishness sicken me.
6Gold plated frat boy fortunate son lump of sludge; I’m surprised he didn’t ask what paper towels were for.
7Gawd. All he needs is a t-shirt cannon.
8There are no words. Just get out of the way, you idiot man, and let the people doing the work continue what they were doing before you got there.
9Move over, slipstream, and hand me a glass. Cocktail time? Oh, hell, it’s gotta be 5 o’clock somewhere.
10What, no special viewing of the royal Golf Trophy for the peons (or pee ons)?
In “Cavalry (sic?) Chapel”, most likely a handpicked audience.
And those paper towels look like the cheap generic house brand, eh? Good’nouf for the lil’people.
Canned chicken and rice, wonder if they have anything to cook it on; oh well, there’s plenty of firewood stacked all over the place, now.
No freebee MAGGOT hats? Awww gee.
Malaria was handing out little solar chargers, probably for cellphones, how nice (might be a sign that somebody thinks the ‘lectricity won’t be coming on for a while). Except they don’t seem to have much cell service on that island in the middle of that yuge waterocean anymore anyway.
The Magnificent Mango Mussolini, bringing the Feudal Age of Lords, vassals, and peasants back. USAUSA Ja!– 卐Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer卐 —
PS: Pool reporter must have been from FoxNooz, “Cavalry Chapel” is almost certainly misspelled, as “Cavalry” are mounted troops, whereas “Calvary” is that place in the so-called “Holy Land”.
11There has been over many years an idea that the psychotic among us always have a high IQ, as in the insane scientist or whatever. Not so. Psychos can have low IQs to the point where they are just about functionally illiterate. To think that POTUS45 must be a genius because he is nuts is simply a waste of time. The guy is damn dumb. Hence the massive SNAFUS he has pulled. As I said before, so dumb he would lick a steak knife and even milk a bull.
12He just LUUUVs him some adulation like photo-ops in “Cavalry” Chapels.
What a scumbucket he is.
So glad to see that mayor spoke directly to him about her views; very funny to see how he totally ignored her.
Good for you, Mayor!
13Traitor trump is unfit to live among civilized people. Or uncivilized people.
14From the photo vantage points i’ve seen, he’s not even meeting with locals. They look like folks from the rescue community. I can’t imagine locals would have been cheering as he tossed paper towels at them.
15That was a “hand-picked” crowd in the best of locations. Of course. We can’t get too close to the ordinary citizens in the midst of the destruction now can we?
Don’t you remember this moron saying to the huddled masses in the shelter at the GRB to “have a good time?” This bigoted moron thinks post-hurricane life is nothing but a big party. I imagine he thinks there is a great chance he can grab ****** with ease when you are having to live a foot from strangers in those posh shelters after losing everything you ever owned.
Next hurricane, let’s put him directly in the path. He must think it would be great. So let’s let him experience it first hand.
16It was more like Mardi Gras and he was on a float tossing things into the crowd. At least Melania was there otherwise he’d have been yelling “Show me your tits!”
17I thought Melania handed out the best gifts: small solar panels. Hope they would run more than a small fan or light bulb. But at least they were useful. Can’t beat that for starters.
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