Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie have written a book defending Trump.

If you thought it would be bad, you’re wrong. It’s horrific. It’s not writing, it’s typing.

It’s like 8 year old boys were let loose in the computer lab and told to write something funny about girls.

They refer to Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) as “crazy”; call Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) “many people’s favorite liberal wacko”; and label Sen. Kamala D. Harris (D-Calif.) an “enemy of President Trump.”

Yeah, it’s the death mask of clever or witty.

They also constantly use President Obama’s middle name so you’ll remember that it’s highly likely that he’s a Muslim.

But, mostly they make Trump the victim. You know, the victim of “all the best people” he himself hired. The New York Times, of course fake news, says that this book “reads in part like Trump’s Twitter grievances in book form.” That makes sense because nobody else in the whole damn world is crazy enough to make up that crap.

Lewandowski, of “whomp, whomp” fame, keeps his proper level of paranoia by contending that Trump is being harassed by the deep state as opposed to the certified money back guaranteed that Trump is being destroy by his own frighteningly worthless decision making capacity.

Two little boys playing in the computer lab. That’s all Trump has left.