And Occasionally They Used Actual Words
Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie have written a book defending Trump.
If you thought it would be bad, you’re wrong. It’s horrific. It’s not writing, it’s typing.
It’s like 8 year old boys were let loose in the computer lab and told to write something funny about girls.
They refer to Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) as “crazy”; call Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) “many people’s favorite liberal wacko”; and label Sen. Kamala D. Harris (D-Calif.) an “enemy of President Trump.”
Yeah, it’s the death mask of clever or witty.
They also constantly use President Obama’s middle name so you’ll remember that it’s highly likely that he’s a Muslim.
But, mostly they make Trump the victim. You know, the victim of “all the best people” he himself hired. The New York Times, of course fake news, says that this book “reads in part like Trump’s Twitter grievances in book form.” That makes sense because nobody else in the whole damn world is crazy enough to make up that crap.
Lewandowski, of “whomp, whomp” fame, keeps his proper level of paranoia by contending that Trump is being harassed by the deep state as opposed to the certified money back guaranteed that Trump is being destroy by his own frighteningly worthless decision making capacity.
Two little boys playing in the computer lab. That’s all Trump has left.
Corey Lewd & Lowsky paired with David Bossie still doesn’t add up to a room temperature IQ in an unheated house in the Artic Circle. Remember when Sarah Chuck-a-Load Sandbag was manufacturing fake video of that ‘brute’ Jim Acosta? She seriously needed to review her boy Corey in action circa 4/2016 when he assaulted Michelle Fields from the Breitbart rag. Dayum Sarah, he was assaulting one of your own from Breitbart, yet you “forget.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/video-shows-trump-campaign-manager-corey-lewandowski-grabbing-michelle-fields/2016/03/29/8b53c8a4-f5c2-11e5-958d-d038dac6e718_video.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.5ee52f07e636
Corey, we’ll raise you your one imaginary deep state villain with the entire Dotard45 maladministration: Ben Carson, Elaine Chao, Kellyanne Conway, Betsy DeVile, Jughead Kushner, the other half of Javanka, Linda McMahon, Stephen Adolf Miller, Mick Mulvaney, Steve Munchkin, Sonny Perdue, pRick Perry, Tom Price, Scott Pruitt, Wilbur Ross, Ryan Zinke, and those others who have already been indicted or entered guilty pleas or otherwise “resigned” paragons of perfidy.
1I will assume the dedication is something on the order of:
“With the greatest gratitude and tribute To President Donald J. Trump – – the J could only stand for Jenius.”
2I just saw my children off on their journeys back to their homes, and I am going to enjoy the remainder of my turkey sandwiches. I don’t need to know about paranoia in the White House, or anything else related to Hair Furor.
I’m going to enjoy some “us” time with my lovely wife…
3Just this morning Bossie in an effort to prove a vast left wing conspiracy against demented donnie admitted that hillary was right there was a vast right wing conspiricy to attack and discredit the Clintons.
https://www.follownews.com/former-trump-aide-on-fox-news-yes-there-was-a-vast-right-wing-conspiracy-targeting-the-clintons–watch-557uk
4A book? Really? Lets see how fast it makes it to the remainder table!
5@K: Well, he should know, since he was probably the architect.
6What’s all this with Obama being Muslim? Barach was a famous Irish Druid, the chief Druid of Ulster. So I always considered Barach O’Bama to be an Irish name. See, for instance:
7https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/genealogy/obamas-irish-ancestor-gets-a-headstone-after-136-years
In other news, this week may have some veerry interesting things shaking out.
I suspect that Mueller may drop something heavy. Not the whole load yet, but enough.
Why? Two things have happened today, serious things:
1. Russia has ‘detained’ two Ukrainian Navy ships in the Black Sea. By any measure this is an “Act of War”.
Given the instability, and previous actions in the area (remember that shootdown of an airliner by Russian missile crew?), this could get real hot real quick.
2. The Trump regime has shut down the San Diego-San Ysidrio Mexican border crossing (and teargassed a bunch of demonstrators). A holiday and one of the major border crossing stuffed, with many thousands of legitimate crossers stranded just before the ‘workweek’ begins.
All RAT45 needs to do now is close down a couple of Texas crossings.
After blatantly deploying US military forces on the border for a political scheme.
Both of these events could actually be SOBOTUS regime initiated ‘false flag’ ops to deflect and divert from coming domestic legal actions. Trouble is, one misstep and who knows what things could spiral into? Y’all have a bomb shelter at home? Me neither.
8Sweet lord. Are we at the beginning of the end, the middle of the end, anywhere near the end of this nightmare?? My property is running out of crap 4 me to chainsaw my frustration out on……..
9I don’t know of this so-called co-author David Bossie, but if he willingly worked with Corey Lewandowski on, well anything, he isn’t much. Y’know at the rate this mal-administration has gone, the DoJ will soon have to add beds at EVERY level of incarceration just to house these Drumpf criminals of every stripe. Drain the swamp my a$$. The inmates are in charge of the, in this case, prison.
10Correction: The Russians seized three, not two, Ukrainian naval vessels, two gunboats and a tug. Not large warships, but Ukrainian Navy sailors were injured and ships damaged.
Incident very much provoked by the Russkis.
See the pic at the BBC link of how they stuffed a tanker across the navigation channel below a vital bridge to block all vessel traffic, in international waters. I’ve never seen anything like it, highly dangerous maneuver just from a seamanship POV.
Gonna have to check out gCaptain, they get the deep scoop on all maritime stuff.
Not to worry. Manafort is on his way…oh wait… And RAT45 is dialing his iPhone to Vlad Putins’ personal line for some ‘sweet nothings’ time.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46338671
11Was this “book” self published?
12It stands to reason that the Toddler in Chief would have a couple of jerk third graders coming to his defense. Despite the laughably poor quality of their so-called writing, some rightwing organization or think tank ( now THERE’S an oxymoron if ever there was one!) will buy up enough copies of this trash to send it to the top of the bestseller’s list and make it look as though it’s something worth reading. Remember, bestselling is about volume only — has nothing to do with quality, truthfulness or enlightenment.
13Do you suppose they will include crayons for the audience this will attract?
14@Charles Dimmick–Here you go: https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t&p=barry+o%27bama+youtube+song#id=3&vid=a78bcbb81ac43ce0eee809f764183885&action=click
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