Louie Gohmert.

Okay, I just say those two words as a warning to remove any sharp objects in your vicinity and deadly credit cards.

It’s hammers, y’all.

Appearing on the Dennis Miller Show, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) told guest host Larry O’Connor that he “refuse[s] to play the game of ‘assault weapon.’ That’s any weapon,” said the Texas congressman. “It’s a hammer. It’s the machetes.”

That’s just the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Dennis Miller has a show.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

Oh yeah, back to Louie.

I refuse to play the game of “assault weapon.” That’s any weapon. It’s a hammer. It’s the machetes. In Rwanda that killed 800,000 people, an article that came out this week, the massive number that are killed with hammers.

Yeah, it’s them hammers 10 feet away with a 30-hit clip that’ll get ya.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.