Along comes Jeffrey Scott Berea, who is running for President of the United States of America as a Republican, and is a Texan in the fine tradition of Texas Republicans.  He has even filed his candidacy with the Federal Elections Commission.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Jeffrey is currently residing in the Denton County jail, but he’s perfectly serious about how to make this country great.  He suing Tom Cruise, the Internal Revenue Service, the United States District Court of the Eastern District of Texas, the Justice Department, the United States Attorney, the Southern District of New York,  and the states of Texas and Florida.

Hey, who could blame him?

He’s asking for $2.7 million in lost wages and medical injury.  He must be a Mitt Romney fan.  And, “one copper penny” in punitive damages.  No, wait – a Ron Paul fan.

However, I am betting that he could beat Rick Perry in a debate.

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