Scott Brown is back drinking again.

Sen. Scott Brown said Thursday that he’s held secret meetings with “kings and queens” and other top leaders during his time in the U.S. Senate. An aide later said Brown misspoke when referring to meetings with kings and queens.

Dude, that’s your poker game in the basement.  Those aren’t like real kings and queens. Seriously,  I’m not jacking with ya.  They’re just cards.

He explained his statement:

“Each and every day that I’ve been a United States senator, I’ve been either discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings and with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders, talking, voting, working on issues every single day,” Brown said.

Well hellfire, that’s even scarier.

They let Scott Brown vote?

Crap, I didn’t know that.  That poor man has strolled off into Alice and Wonderland and has not even a clue where he is.  We can’t let him actually vote, y’all.  He’s liable to yell Bingo! in the middle of a congressional vote, grab the sword from the stone, and King Kong his way up to the top of the Capitol building.

When asked about it later, we get this understatement about the  garden party going on in Scott Brown’s head…

“He misspoke when he said kings and queens,” Brown campaign aide Colin Reed said.

Misspoke?  No, you did not say that.  You did not, right?  Honey, sometimes when it comes to explaining someone’s delusional behavior, silence cannot be improved upon.  This, obviously, was one of those times.

Secret meetings with kings and queens.  Holy crap, y’all.

Thanks to mb for the heads up.