In a case of “Well, I guess you’ll have a good story to tell at the gun club,”  Brian Currence of Fayetteville, Arkansas, instructed semi-suicidal drunk people how to make headlines.

Brian Currence was arrested in connection with domestic aggravated assault and refusal to submit to arrest, according to the news release. Currence was arrested after brandishing a gun at his ex-wife’s home, the news release stated.

Witnesses said Currence pointed the gun at his head and pulled the trigger twice, but the gun didn’t fire, the news release stated. When he was manipulating the gun to try to fix the malfunction, it fired and hit the refrigerator, according to the news release.

There’s rumors that he also double-killed a pot roast and there’s a bottle of Diet Coke still spewing all over the eggs.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up and latest news in gun control.