And It Was Given a Proper Burial
In a case of “Well, I guess you’ll have a good story to tell at the gun club,” Brian Currence of Fayetteville, Arkansas, instructed semi-suicidal drunk people how to make headlines.
Brian Currence was arrested in connection with domestic aggravated assault and refusal to submit to arrest, according to the news release. Currence was arrested after brandishing a gun at his ex-wife’s home, the news release stated.
Witnesses said Currence pointed the gun at his head and pulled the trigger twice, but the gun didn’t fire, the news release stated. When he was manipulating the gun to try to fix the malfunction, it fired and hit the refrigerator, according to the news release.
There’s rumors that he also double-killed a pot roast and there’s a bottle of Diet Coke still spewing all over the eggs.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up and latest news in gun control.
What a pity the gun didn’t fire on the first try! Good Lord!!
1I guess sometimes it’s better to be lucky… than smart, (or in this case maybe even sober).
Brian, and Mrs. Brian are both dumber than dirt, but luckier than heck.
Chalk up one more in the column of “people who have no business at all with a gun.”
2All the folks who are waggin’ around their guns, daring President Obama to walk up and pry them out of their chubby, wing sauce sticky fingers need to be left alone. At the rate they are shooting each other and kitchen appliances, they won’t last long. This time next year, they won’t be much of a problem.
3There was a senior citizen in my part of the country this weekend who accidentally shot himself at his favorite shooting range. Add that one to all the knicks in the bedpost. This is why my brother in law gave up hunting. It was being taken over by the Stooooopids.
4As a teacher, I hate to admit that there are some humans incapable of learning or even common sense, but I have come to understand that these “second amendment or die” fanatics truly believe that in the near future they will have to hole up in their house or trailer and fight off the police, SWAT team, U.S. Army and drones and no one can convince them otherwise. This is what keeps the gun manufacturers and their salesmen (the NRA) making the big bucks and our spineless representatives from passing common sense controls. Lord help us.
5I’m sure the former Mrs Brian is praying for a Non-re O’Currance. Currance is in the Darwin semi-finals.
6As he held the gun to his head he told his ex-wife, “Don’t laugh. You’re next!”
7He aims at his ex-wife, he aims at himself, then hits the fridge. He must be a member of that really UNregulated militia. Which constitutional amendment covered those guys?
8Oh, daChipster! rotflmao. Any time you show up you make my day!
9JJ, you made this story up. Right?
10Apologies….
“I shot the pressed ham, but I did not shoot no oleo…”
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