And In The “Somebody Isn’t Taking This Well” Contest, We May Have a Winner

November 13, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Arizona politics is entering the world stage of poopieheads.

Holly Soloman, who is 28, takes her politics pretty darn seriously.  So seriously that when she discovered  her husband didn’t vote last Tuesday, she took that  whole retribution thing out of God’s and Karl Rove’s hands and did what a girl’s gotta do.

Witnesses told police they heard yelling and saw Solomon get into a Jeep SUV and chase her husband through the parking lot. He eventually stood behind a light pole while Solomon drove around the pole numerous times while yelling, police said.

The husband attempted to flee, probably because climbing light poles is harder than it looks.  That gave Holly her opportunity to make a political statement by running his butt over because, as she explained to the police, she “believes that her family will face hardship under another term under President Barack Obama.”

However, thanks to Obamacare, her husband will fare a little better.

I know what you’re thinking.  But, police reports confirm that Holly was stone cold sober, and it is rumored that she has applied for Grover Norquist’s job.

Thanks to Wayne and Texas Ellen for the heads up.

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