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Republican Party Chairman Facing Felony Charges
The chairman of the Cherokee County Republican Party is facing felony charges stemming from investigations into his work as a public servant.
Stephen Looney turned himself into the Cherokee County Jail Monday on charges of tampering with government records with the intent to defraud or harm, and theft of property greater than $500 but less than $1,500 by a public servant, according to documents from the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office.
Both are state jail felonies.
Cherokee County is in east Texas. Of course.
The Chairman of the Republican Party was caught stealing from the government. Of course.
His name is Stephen Looney. Of course.