And In News You Already Knew …
You probably heard the rumor that North Carolina public safety authorities were investigating Donald Trump for inciting a riot.
North Carolina public safety authorities cannot see lightning or hear thunder.
By Monday night, investigators determined that “the evidence does not meet the requisites of the law as established under the relevant North Carolina statute and case law to support a conviction of the crime of inciting a riot,” sheriff’s office spokesman Sean Swain said in a statement.
Arsonists don’t start fires. Fire does.
`I will say this: Donald Trump incites me to cuss at the teevee.
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